In The Tardis

While I understand the need to make sure that I'm in good health, the least you could is make sure that it's administered by someone who's actually attended medical school, and not a damn child.

How the hell do you get off of this thing?

No warning when people leave then, eh? One day here, and the other...

[...]

Who was it, last time, who offered violence?

We've had a bit of a mystery in medical and I'm desperately hoping someone aboard can help Kelly and me solve it.

Our latest group of new residents contained a young lady who arrived unconscious. It appears she was recently under hospital care. The name on her identification bracelet is Maxine Mayfield. She is Caucasian, has red hair, blue eyes, is 1.6 meters or 5 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 48 kilograms or 106 pounds.

If anyone is familiar with Ms. Mayfield or this description sounds familiar, please let myself or Kelly know immediately.

Thank you.

[Netpost to all Women]
I never thought I would need to ask. What do the women in your times use for contraception?

My mother made tea but I don't know precisely what went into it.

I'm looking into it. Anyone who wants to help... Bloody hell...

Pocket of vortex energy? Timeline puncture transition flux?

I need someone to come into medical for a scan. First thing we need is more data.

I saw something out the corner of my eye by the edge of the forest.

It didn't smell human. So be on the lookout for lizards or something I guess.

We've had a lot of new arrivals while I've been ensconced with data, so I suppose I'll start with a reintroduction. I'm Martha Jones, I'm one of the doctors on board. If you've any questions about what's going on here, I'm just one of the many people here who can help. If you've questions about the TARDIS specifically or the Doctor, I'm able to help specifically. As a note, as you may have noticed the TARDIS is sentient, there may be part of the ship she does not allow you into, please do not try to force the issue, she doesn't take well to it.

That out of the way, yes, we've landed. All scans show that food on the island follow Earth patterns - so if it was poisonous back home, don't eat it. Other than that all metrics: atmospheric, oceanographic, geographic, are similar to Earth if not identical. But as we are cutting through dimensions, please be cautious.

I've been able to determine that we are not doing any damage to the dimensional fabric of universes as we are passing through. The TARDIS' footprint is apparently not big enough to leave a permanent mark. I've set the systems to continue monitoring just in case.

Anyone who needs a change of clothing, feel free to raid the Wardrobe if the TARDIS hasn't left something in your rooms. Believe me there are enough clothes in there to outfit dozens of theatre companies.

Everyone felt that, right? We might have landed somewhere, or the TARDIS hit something solid in space.

Okay.

1) HOW did the TARDIS and the Doctor get separated? How did the Doctor get to a different universe without the TARDIS? Were they abducted? Was there a malfunction?

2) WHEN did this happen?

3) Does the TARDIS have a LOG of where and when she's been? We could try to retrace her steps, or at least avoid searching the same place twice.

Let's do this thing.


[added later]

4) WHO could we ask?

I realize I've been quiet for a bit, as Poe pointed out. Not something I intended, but the 'simple question' I began looking into became a much more... delicate issue than it first appeared. One that required not only equations, research and reviewing technical documentation and readouts, but whatever else I could find that might shine light on this.

Firstly, some good news. As I promised Mr. Wilson Sam, I looked into those who had disappeared from the TARDIS. Biometric readings, internal sensor records and the TARDIS' memory banks all confirm that they are no longer aboard. I can confirm these individuals have returned home, but this is where things get interesting.

To Explain: The last time the Doctor undertook communication - simply communication - with a parallel universe, it took the TARDIS using up the power of a dying sun to puncture the walls between universes. In the last weeks, the TARDIS readouts have been showing immense energy outputs every time we move. They have been larger than anything I've ever seen from her before. At first, I thought that it was solely related to bringing all of us here. However, now with the slowdown in new arrivals, the two weeks without movement, and the calculations I had Kelly do last night regarding our current position vis-à-vis relative astral bodies, I can say with general confidence that the TARDIS is currently... well... refueling, for lack of a better term. She's brought us as close to a dying star as she can without risking our safety, and is taking on its energy in preparation for her next jump.

This is where things get complicated, or have been complicated, and what I've been trying to figure out since this all began. For Time Lords and TARDISes, travel between parallel universes is something that has been largely impossible since the end of the Last Great Time War. I was taught it could only happen under the most extraordinary of circumstances. As of this point, the TARDIS has undertaken it on her own twice! This means she is foregoing what she knows to be protocol because her Doctor is out here somewhere, and that is... That leads to many questions that will have to be answered later.

For all of us, at this moment, the use of this particular 'fuel' means a few changes to things. Likely we'll be making fewer stops as she needs to refuel. Additionally, we're going to need to do maintenance checks. Going through universal barriers is physically hard on a TARDIS. A well maintained one may have few issues, but the Doctor's is a Type 40, an old model. We're going to need to ensure that we're taking care of her, as she's taking care of us, to ensure that we're all getting where we need to be in one piece.

So.... now that that's out of the way, I want a drink. Anyone else want a drink?

I know there's something to be said for cabin fever, but not seeing only passive communication for two weeks concerns me.

Hands up who thinks something weird is going to happen on the 31st?

[Batfam]

Hey, so, I was wondering when everyone is from? I don’t want to inadvertently spoil anyone about future things from home.

Why is this thing-

You know, a long time ago I'd probably have asked if this was heaven. But just because I know better, doesn't mean I'm not real happy to be here. Kinda wish you'd showed up before the giant monstrosity broke free of the Rift and started destroying my city, but that'd probably be pushing my luck.

You could have at least left a banana in my pocket when you took my sidearm, though.

Why did you l-

It seems Shuri and T'Challa are no longer here.

I tried to reach both of them and neither answered.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

[voice post]

[ooc: In a cold, arrogant voice]: UNHAND me, worm! How dare you presume to lay hands upon the god-king of the world! I will rip you limb from limb and then feast upon your - no not now - we

[ooc: in a much kinder, sweeter, and very Southern-sounding voice]: I am so sorry about that, I hope she didn't scare you. She didn't hurt you, right? What were you saying about a physical - I was too distracted by the time travel you mentioned, just how are you able to stabilize Einstein-Rosen bridge right in order to do all this, or did you use magic, I mean was it some kind of spell? Wait, did you really say the TARDIS or am I imagining that -

Twenty minutes of being flung around the ship has left me completely disoriented and I have to say, the large white wolf is an interesting new hallucination.

My head is killing me.

Uh, is there really no way we can go back to our own time and place?

Just so we know where everyone’s at searching for Peter:

- Tony is our eyes in the sky.
- Thor is coordinating with Sif as aerial view of the south west. Love is with me and Morgan. We’re locked down so she’ll be perfectly safe.
- Alyssa is also taking to the sky.
- Natasha is covering ground to the North and East on Avalon
- Sif is covering the South West.
- Sam and Dean are also covering ground.
- Kelly is attempting to reach out to our hosts to see if they’re forthcoming - Murphy is on standby in case they aren’t.
- Eddie, Steve and Delirium are checking the ship.

You can post any information that you find here.

[Tony]
Check in, please. Your heart rate is spiking all over the place.

Alright, now that the lockdown's been lifted and Tony is out of that cage, I suppose we should get back to explanations.

Firstly, welcome to the TARDIS. Hullo, I'm Martha. I'm a doctor and former TARDIS resident and am more than happy to answer any questions you might have about the ship herself, assuming I've the answer.

Myself and a small group found ourselves aboard the TARDIS a little more than two months ago. We have spent the time since trying to gain access to other currently closed off areas of the TARDIS as well as attempting to figure out why and how she's brought us here.

At present, my theory is she's searching for the Doctor, her partner and a friend of mine. Searches of the TARDIS and internal scans have proven that he is nowhere aboard. Under normal circumstances, and let's face facts, when we were hiding in 1913 or that time we got stuck in 1969 were far from normal! the Doctor would never leave the TARDIS alone for this length of time, thus I can only conclude that something must have happened. Which has me very concerned.

A few things to know about life aboard the TARDIS:
TARDIS is an acronym that stands for Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. As the name suggests, she is a time and space ship and she is alive. The TARDIS is aware of everyone on the ship through a low level psychic connection, which is how she is aware of our needs, as far as rooms and other things. This is also how she provides instant translation services via translation circuit so we can speak to locals wherever we are. She also has various ways of warning us of incoming danger. She has a personality of her own, and is very protective of those she's chosen, so if you are nice to her, she will be nice to you. She has a very long memory.

We are still attempting to figure out how we are being brought here, though I believe she is either searching for the Doctor or bringing people here who she feels can help. I've recently gotten access to the console room - which is the control room - and am going through logs. I will report with what I find.

If you have additional questions, please feel free to direct them to myself or any of us who have been here a while. I look forward to meeting all of you.
-Martha

Immortal.

Invulnerable.

Do those words mean something different here? Because if I'm not going to be taken at my word and instead going to be accosted in the name of medicine, I expect it to be done by a sexy nurse, not [...] that.

I thought I was done with universe jumping, but I guess Dr. Strange goofed up.

[...]

Is this really the TARDIS? I need an adult, by the wa

...shite.

We've had a lot of new arrivals recently, and I'm afraid I haven't had the chance to meet all of you yet, but my name's Martha Jones. I'm currently in the console room. I meant to post this yesterday, and say that if you had questions about the TARDIS I'd be happy to answer what I could but as of right now, that will have to wait.

The TARDIS has gone into lockdown, however we aren't in any danger. She's currently unhappy with something that's happened here in the console room. I'm going to do what I can to calm her down so she'll lift it. But for the moment... I suppose all we can do is hold on. The TARDIS however would never harm anyone in her care, so I wouldn't worry.

Can everyone please let me know where they are currently? Kelly, Poe, Jadzia, Ray, you all alright?

Tag dump, nothing to see here.