In The Tardis

You can come get me now.

[ the lights are bright and the noise is loud. you don't see ronan, but you certainly can hear his voice, all gravel and gasoline. and you do see the shark-nosed, black-as-night bmw. isn't she a beaut? ]

Any speed seekers out there? Let's race.

It's fucking here.

No warning when people leave then, eh? One day here, and the other...

[...]

Who was it, last time, who offered violence?

Who: Gansey and Blue
Where: Around... the hallways and stuff
When: Immediately post arrival post
What: Getting a tour and catching up
Rating: Lowish, surely?
Status: In progress

( The hoodie goes down to her knees, it's fine. )

The guy in the doctor's office is nice. Someone give him a raise. [...] Gilbert needs a raise.

And it's bullshit that I need an "adult" to sign me out of here. I'm sure you all know, but I need to say it. Gilbert agrees.

I've got questions:

Can my 18 year old boyfriend be my guardian, or are there rules against that?

Does whoever my guardian is have access to my medical files?

But seriously, kidnapping me out of bed and then making me have a guardian before I can get out of this room is bonkers.

Tags: -player: jay, -player: jenjen, -player: laurel, -player: myriam, marvel: tony stark, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: richard gansey iii, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ~inactive player: ace, ~inactive: fred weasley, ~inactive: ginny weasley

I didn't think I'd wake up to some fucking sci-fi adventure, but here I am. Raise your hand if you didn't get probed. ✋

adam parrish.

Please tell me I'm your Ronan.

Fuck, That was embarrassing.

Please line up to collect your apologies.

[...]

[Gangsey]
You first.

[...]

Actually, thank you. Very much.

≫ Fuck
≫ I think Opal's here.

It's not me, it's not me, it's not me. Saints, it isn't me. It's not Kuwei, either. Who do I look like now?

cyclical
round and round and round
old is new new is old
repeating on and on
shes seen it
wibbly wobbly timey wimey

I'm not complaining - my wardrobe showing up is a gift I'm not sure I deserved - I'm simply a bit curious as to why the uniforms came in as well. Is she trying to tell me something?

[ooc: edited shortly after posted so the above bit could have been seen before he thought better of it.]

Is anyone here a barber?

≫ I'm not saying that we are.
≫ But, if we did, I got some earbuds to block out the fuckin' mermaid songs.

this is the very best place of all
but the snow was really pretty
like a snowglobe
my brother gave me one
i found so many pretty things
like these little small gold things
all filled up in this locked basket
mhm
i unlockeded it
but
uh
im going to splash around
with my friends
i love the songs that come out of their mouth
lllaaa laahhhh

Spent the better part of two days exploring the woods and caves. Found some ruins in the woods that are pretty interesting. And there were some markings on the walls in some of the caves, but wasn’t any language I’ve ever seen, even the TARDIS translation matrix didn’t pull up anything - guess I’m hitting the books today.

[Dean]

Happy Birthday. Do birthdays even count now? I’m not sure about the etiquette here.

[ooc: pretend this was yesterday and that Sam didn’t miss his favourite brothers birthday because I wasn’t here 🤦‍♀️]

Y'know... the last time I dealt with a body of water, really bad things happened. So not sure how I feel about the beach these days. Do we have any guarantees that there's not gonna be a giant hole in the bottom of the water that spits out monsters? Because this feels like we just walked into the island where the Cyclops was in the Odyssey. (What? I've been planning a new campaign!)

Also, Bobby has buried himself in the sand and is LOVING it.

Everyone felt that, right? We might have landed somewhere, or the TARDIS hit something solid in space.

it's me again
hi
i just wanted to know
if anyone else
smells salty sand?

Who: Gansey & Delirium
Where: The Gym
When: All good things happen at Witching Hour
What: Gansey can't sleep (TM)
Rating: WAF for probably Wholesome AF
Status: In progress
Warnings: Insomnia, PTSD (bees)

( Gansey was tired and miserable and couldn't fix either. )

I sleep rarely.

But when I wake up in my bed and remember five seconds later I'm travelling through space and not in Wonderland, I feel some sense of fucking disappointment.

Also if someone is missing a pair of shoes, Chessie stole them so...sorry and I'll happily return them.

You know, when I was bored, I'd fucking get up and go drive. Or fucking feed my cows. This drifting through space is creeping under my skin.

It seems quite redundant to voice the fact that this does not appear to be the destination I was heading for. However, it is an accurate statement, and a concerning one. I intend to examine it further.

Additionally, I am informed I require the approval of a guardian before I will be permitted to move about freely. It seems rather archaic to my thinking, however, since my attempt to override the lock on the door was met with consternation and the threat of a ‘time out’ I expect it would be more prudent to play by the rules for now.

Anyone have a good line on ways to distract yourself from the knowledge that you die in about two seconds back home? Is there a club for people like us? As an alternative, I'd take a solid punch to the jaw. Maybe then I'd

If anyone's got a way to tell the TARDIS "Cheers" from me.. cheers.

Hey! Everyone! It's Richard Gansey III's birthday, so if you happen to see him, you should absolutely give him a cheerful "Happy Birthday, Dick!" The louder, the better.

[Pynchsey]
You're going to make so many friends... You're welcome.

I took the day off, by the way. Just for you. Happy Birthday! What are we doing?

I found board games. I do not know how to play them.

[ attached is an image of a stack of board games (you can pick which games are pictured) ]

I need movie recs.

I've gone through an enormous amount of black and white films.

And I should probably not rewatch Wizard of Oz for like...the tenth time in three days.

Heads up in case anyone else was interested, a few of the stores in town are hiring on a part-time basis. Apparently, they're expecting huge crowds for the royal wedding and they're trying to staff accordingly. I just got a job at Crook's Café for spare gift money.

But also, I've been thinking: if the TARDIS brought us here, it's because something's about to happen, right? Has the Doctor ever shown up just to visit?

My room is gone. Has this happened to anyone else? Am I going to dis

[Kaz]
The quilt is m ours. Mama's been adding to it every year since I was born. It appeared on the foot of the bed while you were shaving.

[Crows]
We should explore while we have the chance.

Hello, my name is Padmé.

Apart from introductions, I'm putting out this message in an effort to find those, if any, that I might be familiar with. Per the information that was extended, I'm also to understand the TARDIS is, among other things, liberal with timelines.

Regardless, please don't hesitate to speak up.

What are the chances that we have an Opthalmologist on board?

...With Thanksgiving arriving soon, I have to remember human rules with feasts. The meat is both dead and cooked, not just cooked.

[Filtered to Kol]

Are you locking down that shit with Davina? Because the will they, won't they started to feel like a teen drama. And you two are too damn adorable.

I just had a free medical checkup on the TARDIS. I'd say I must be dreaming, but I'm not usually this creative.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.