In The Tardis

They told me that I showed up in a coma.

And that I can't leave the medbay until I have a "legal guardian".

Dustin? El? Nance? They said you were here.

I'd really like to get out of here.

I'm so sorry. I wasn't myself and I know I said some things - wrote some things - and I remember everything that I said and I did, and I remember that other life.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Everybody I even talked to when I wasn't myself, I'm sorry. Things are safe and I took apart the things I was working on, and I'll give everybody some space from me.

I'm glad Jesper wasn't here for that but I really wish he were here now.


[Inej]

I'm so sorry, Inej. I don't know how I can make it better but I know I said and I did a lot of things that I didn't mean.

I'd never do anything to hurt any of us. And I'm really lucky you didn't come and give me what I deserved or let Kaz do it.

Thanks to everyone who looked out for teen me. I’m glad to be back to full size, baggy shirts and pants are far too nineties.

[VM to Wylan]
I’ve aged up 13 years, but I’m still Derek. Thank you for keeping me calm when I first changed.

Did your reflection go back to normal?

HELLOOOO FRANNNSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOW ARE YOU
I WANT TO PLAY

Hello.

My name is Nancy Wheeler; I arrived a few hours ago. I have been briefed on the current situation — which isn't much information. Not surprised, though. I don't mind digging in deep for answers.

This has to be a government experiment, in my opinion.

It's not me, it's not me, it's not me. Saints, it isn't me. It's not Kuwei, either. Who do I look like now?

Mom is going to be so pissed at whoever took me.

oh wow
that was so fun!
i didn't think we would ever leave
i hope i dont see them ever again

Okay, everyone. It's taken awhile, but I think we've been able to pinpoint the exact location of where those that have gone missing have been taken.

Just as a recap, we've been missing the following:

Delirium

MJ Jones

Sif

Pepper Potts

I'm launching a search party to go rescue them. I've gotten supplies ready, and I'll be leaving within the next twenty minutes. I need at least three people to go with me, though. Martha will be staying behind in the control room to be in our eye in the sky. I've got some basic phasers, though feel free to bring your own weapons, if you've got them.

Let's get our people back, and hopefully, the TARDIS will get us the hell off this island.

Tags: -player: allie, -player: jay, -player: laurel, -player: maggie, -player: myriam, -plot: this island, grishaverse: inej ghafa, marvel: james rhodes, marvel: peter parker, marvel: thor, the dresden files: molly carpenter, the orville: kelly grayson, the vampire diaries: davina claire, the vampire diaries: kol mikaelson, wynonna earp: wynonna earp, ~inactive player: kal el, ~inactive: derek hale

this is the very best place of all
but the snow was really pretty
like a snowglobe
my brother gave me one
i found so many pretty things
like these little small gold things
all filled up in this locked basket
mhm
i unlockeded it
but
uh
im going to splash around
with my friends
i love the songs that come out of their mouth
lllaaa laahhhh

speech-to-text.

I want to speak to Dustin. Dustin Henderson. I want to speak to him right now.

I saw something out the corner of my eye by the edge of the forest.

It didn't smell human. So be on the lookout for lizards or something I guess.

We've had a lot of new arrivals while I've been ensconced with data, so I suppose I'll start with a reintroduction. I'm Martha Jones, I'm one of the doctors on board. If you've any questions about what's going on here, I'm just one of the many people here who can help. If you've questions about the TARDIS specifically or the Doctor, I'm able to help specifically. As a note, as you may have noticed the TARDIS is sentient, there may be part of the ship she does not allow you into, please do not try to force the issue, she doesn't take well to it.

That out of the way, yes, we've landed. All scans show that food on the island follow Earth patterns - so if it was poisonous back home, don't eat it. Other than that all metrics: atmospheric, oceanographic, geographic, are similar to Earth if not identical. But as we are cutting through dimensions, please be cautious.

I've been able to determine that we are not doing any damage to the dimensional fabric of universes as we are passing through. The TARDIS' footprint is apparently not big enough to leave a permanent mark. I've set the systems to continue monitoring just in case.

Anyone who needs a change of clothing, feel free to raid the Wardrobe if the TARDIS hasn't left something in your rooms. Believe me there are enough clothes in there to outfit dozens of theatre companies.

Y'know... the last time I dealt with a body of water, really bad things happened. So not sure how I feel about the beach these days. Do we have any guarantees that there's not gonna be a giant hole in the bottom of the water that spits out monsters? Because this feels like we just walked into the island where the Cyclops was in the Odyssey. (What? I've been planning a new campaign!)

Also, Bobby has buried himself in the sand and is LOVING it.

it's me again
hi
i just wanted to know
if anyone else
smells salty sand?

Ok where in Merlin's name am I?

It makes sense that the TARDIS has been getting rid of people's possessions and special-interest rooms once they've left, but what's been happening to their Pokémon? They weren't brought aboard with them, they were other-world acquisitions. They agreed to accompany us. Surely they aren't being returned to the wild without a shred of explanation. What's been happening to them?

[a few minutes later]
At least three more have disappeared: Tandy, Natasha and the woman who spoke in unnecessarily complex sentences.

I know we've been told the TARDIS chose to take us because she thought we might be useful in helping her find the Doctor.

I also know what we've been told that the TARDIS has been sending people back who don't want to be here.

These explanations are unsatisfactory. I can think of more than one person who wishes not to be here who remains aboard the ship, and I also don't believe that Tandy yearned for home.

I think we're being misled.

Hey! Everyone! It's Richard Gansey III's birthday, so if you happen to see him, you should absolutely give him a cheerful "Happy Birthday, Dick!" The louder, the better.

[Pynchsey]
You're going to make so many friends... You're welcome.

I took the day off, by the way. Just for you. Happy Birthday! What are we doing?

I found board games. I do not know how to play them.

[ attached is an image of a stack of board games (you can pick which games are pictured) ]

[Marvel peeps]

So, what are the plans for Christmas? Another big dinner?

And does anyone want to go check out this world with me?

I think we’re in Norway.

There’s a castle, fjord, mountains, forest…

I’ve never been as relieved to see the sky.

Uh[….] anyone know anything about the potency of ingredients once they’ve been thawed from frozen?

Aliens again, huh? What’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?

[Filtered to MCU people]

What's the plan for Thanksgiving? Do we have a plan for Thanksgiving?

[Filtered to Nat]
You? Me? Some vodka and catching up?

I did not expect the sauerkraut ice cream to be a Portkey. It seems a bit obvious now. That's on me.

I also didn't expect the boy and I to get ourselves a little medical look-see. You're welcome, Doc.

I do need to be getting back to the shop, I'm afraid. My apprentice here's very pregnant mum will be on a war path if we don't get back with the tub. We can re-schedule this playdate after I know you're all safe.

Anyone else getting messed up by the whole no sun and moon thing?

My sleep/wake pattern is f-ed.

Intelligent, seemingly hyper advanced AI, able to counter my hacks in real time? Those movements are too precise to be another human. Not a building, this is a... ship. And it's... changing the floor as I roll forward making it wheelchair accessible?

Please tell me one of Superman's rogues scooped up a few of us Gothamites and I'm not going crazy here, because this looks a lot like the TARDIS. Twenty minutes since I got out of that medical lab with that... Pokemon (?) in it and the only thing I'm sure of is I'm clearly not in Gotham anymore. What the hell is going on here?

[Bats, JLA, DC characters - Audio, via either Comms or Phone]
This is Oracle, can anyone read me? Repeat this is Oracle. Does anyone read me?

Hands up who thinks something weird is going to happen on the 31st?

[Batfam]

Hey, so, I was wondering when everyone is from? I don’t want to inadvertently spoil anyone about future things from home.

I need [...] help.

Get out of here.

I need help out of here.

After visting the Parfum Palace, the other day, I decided to check out a place called the Pokemon Daycare. Apparently, it's a place where trainers can leave their Pokemon to be raised for a bit. And sometimes if they leave more than one, they can breed and leave behind an egg?

The really nice lady gave me one, and told me that I should try walking with it and see what hatches.

Well, it hatched, and it's so stinking cute. I've been told it's a Togepi.

I think I'm definitely going to keep it. It's so cute and happy.

Also, it apparently imprints on the first person it sees, so its thinks I'm its mom, and it would be mean to just abandon it.

Anyway, I took a little video of it so everyone else could be mesmerized by the cuteness.

I also have a question. Does anyone else have a slight problem with holding wild creatures captive? I mean, you know, leaving aside the making them fight other wild creatures for sport.

Huh.

Tardis, Pokemon, what’s next? A giant Stay-Puft guy?

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

This library has everything! Comic books, technical manuals, something called a D-V-D, future episodes I've never heard of! But someone has got to explain to me, in Star Wars, what the hell is a "Jar-Jar Binx?"

To whoever thoroughly waxes these bloody floors:

Think of our four-legged friends? Turning the corners is murder. Every time.

FYI: "Moonlight Party" is Fae code for Orgy.

If you're into that, they know some real weird moves.

You know, this is probably the most polite kidnapping I've ever experienced.

Though my need to geek out over being on the TARDIS of all places I think makes the whole kidnapping bit less shitty.

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Tim Drake.

I'll come out of the library. Eventually.

You know, usually, my go-to excuse is to blame Dick for whatever weird situation I've managed to get myself into.

Somehow, though, I don't think Dick Grayson really has anything to do with me being on the fucking TARDIS of all places.

My head is killing me.

Uh, is there really no way we can go back to our own time and place?

Settle a debate for me: It's not wrong to put your kid to bed a little early 'cause she keeps kicking your ass at Go Fish, is it?

I really need to remind myself to poke my head out of my room more often. Hi, new people! There are so many of you! I'm Ray Palmer, I've been on the TARDIS for awhile and I'm sorry I haven't made the rounds to greet you. I kind of get to working on my own projects and lose track of time.

I know you've all been pulled from your homes and that's not great but you do kinda have to admit this is pretty amazing.

Since we're all stuck here indefinitely, I think we should get to know each other? I'll start.

Hey, My name is Peter, and I'm from Queens, NY. Born and raised. I recently got my own apartment in Manhattan. Sometimes you got to start fresh, right?

My favorite food is my Aunt May's cherry pie. My favorite colors are red and blue. I like to build things. Take things apart and make them better. I skateboard. Haven't in a while. Life finds a way of keeping you busy.

So. Yeah. What about everyone else?

Immortal.

Invulnerable.

Do those words mean something different here? Because if I'm not going to be taken at my word and instead going to be accosted in the name of medicine, I expect it to be done by a sexy nurse, not [...] that.

Hello, little box. Do you happen to know which way the Nundu went?

I'm...no longer dead?

Okay. I'm no longer dead.

I seriously hope this place has blood bags because I'm also hungry.

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