In The Tardis

This planet never sleeps and neither do I.

I don't care what time it is. Who wants to join me? We can do whatever.
Naked women dancing? Yes.
Hire sex workers? Yes.
Gamble all this real but fake money? Yes.
Try martian drugs? Yes.
Get married on accident? Why not.

Let's go, before the TARDIS sweeps us away and we're left with nothing but our feelings again.

If anyone wants a buddy to tag along with them, I can be that person.

No warning when people leave then, eh? One day here, and the other...

[...]

Who was it, last time, who offered violence?

Thanks to everyone who looked out for teen me. I’m glad to be back to full size, baggy shirts and pants are far too nineties.

[VM to Wylan]
I’ve aged up 13 years, but I’m still Derek. Thank you for keeping me calm when I first changed.

Did your reflection go back to normal?

I've been looking forward to this moment for something like twenty years.

If anyone has questions about their future on the TARDIS, feel free to ask.

Bloody hell.

Well I don't know if I'm happy or not that this isn't New Orleans.

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Although I could do without the space aspect.

Ok fine I'm convinced this isn't an elaborate trap by the Dark Side.

Now, who wants to go exploring? I've been camping on the beach (thanks TARDIS for providing sunscreen I'm far to red and pale for this otherwise) but wouldn't mind seeing more of the island.

Ok where in Merlin's name am I?

Anyone have a good line on ways to distract yourself from the knowledge that you die in about two seconds back home? Is there a club for people like us? As an alternative, I'd take a solid punch to the jaw. Maybe then I'd

If anyone's got a way to tell the TARDIS "Cheers" from me.. cheers.

I know the TARDIS is psychic, so I guess I know the answer, but how the heck does she know my apartment so well?? It's perfect! It's like the Svartalves allowed the whole thing to be plucked out of their building and into the TARDIS, which they would never do.

Seriously, the TARDIS is creepy and awesome.

Also? Arendelle is heaven! I never want to leave!!

So basically, I want to be in two places at the same time. Anyone have a 'split yourself in half and not in a gory way' spell?


[Molly & Peter 2]
You?
Me?
Date?
Skating?
Snow angels?
Hot chocolate?
Hand-holding?

Lady handed me this and said someone would explain the situation.

Meaning no disrespect I don't give a shit what the situation is I have to get back who do I talk to about that?

I did not expect the sauerkraut ice cream to be a Portkey. It seems a bit obvious now. That's on me.

I also didn't expect the boy and I to get ourselves a little medical look-see. You're welcome, Doc.

I do need to be getting back to the shop, I'm afraid. My apprentice here's very pregnant mum will be on a war path if we don't get back with the tub. We can re-schedule this playdate after I know you're all safe.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.