In The Tardis

Have you changed your mind, my sister? Is Nada's release from hell no longer a priority?

Or was this your doing, Delirium?

Am I still dead? Is that what this is? Some sort of Hell loop?

I need to get home. This is non-negotiable. I have a kid at home that needs me

I can’t get a straight answer on where we are and how to leave but I’m willing to jump through hoops to make it happen.

I would like to go back to my party, please. I worked very hard and everyone was having a fun time.

Well, I suppose it has been quite a while since I took a vacation. Though some say in the timing and location wouldn't have gone amiss.

That said, I can't be away from my work for too long or things start to go awry pretty dramatically: any chance I can arrange the return trip sooner rather than later?

oh wow
that was so fun!
i didn't think we would ever leave
i hope i dont see them ever again

this is the very best place of all
but the snow was really pretty
like a snowglobe
my brother gave me one
i found so many pretty things
like these little small gold things
all filled up in this locked basket
mhm
i unlockeded it
but
uh
im going to splash around
with my friends
i love the songs that come out of their mouth
lllaaa laahhhh

[ Dream & Lucifer ]

uhm
i want to have a party
the last party was really fun
and uh
i think it would make people happy

It seems quite redundant to voice the fact that this does not appear to be the destination I was heading for. However, it is an accurate statement, and a concerning one. I intend to examine it further.

Additionally, I am informed I require the approval of a guardian before I will be permitted to move about freely. It seems rather archaic to my thinking, however, since my attempt to override the lock on the door was met with consternation and the threat of a ‘time out’ I expect it would be more prudent to play by the rules for now.

i think i need help
my foot is caught on the ceiling
it is stuck very good
every time i try to grab my foot
it goes away
what happens when i drop this thinngggggggggg
no one will see me

No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

[Gilbert]

uhm
do you need a guardian
to get off the tardis?
i am very new to guardianship

[Lucifer]

maybe my brother is here
i will go look for him

does anyone know when my brother will be back?
his name is dream
tall
slender
black black hair
white white skin
very serious looking
sad looking

hi
hi
hello!
it's me
you know who i am
let me tell you what kind of drink i'd make for you.
please
please
do tell me!

everyone everyone!
i had an idea
and the tardis made it!
i want to show you!
it's a playground for our pokemans!
so much room for them to run and play

[…]

This was definitely not the appointment I had scheduled for today.

[ Dream & Lucifer & Dr. Strange ]

you are invited to partake in a little pokemon journey
a quest!
we must find a corgi before we leave!
it is a gift for my sister.
she is always very sad
and this will make her happy.

I GOT MY VERY FIRST BADGE
WE SQUASHED THE BUGS
LOOK AT THE BUG BADGE
it kind of looks like a scarab

[ attached is a crude selfie of her with the bug badge and her lil pokemon team in the bg. ]

After visting the Parfum Palace, the other day, I decided to check out a place called the Pokemon Daycare. Apparently, it's a place where trainers can leave their Pokemon to be raised for a bit. And sometimes if they leave more than one, they can breed and leave behind an egg?

The really nice lady gave me one, and told me that I should try walking with it and see what hatches.

Well, it hatched, and it's so stinking cute. I've been told it's a Togepi.

I think I'm definitely going to keep it. It's so cute and happy.

Also, it apparently imprints on the first person it sees, so its thinks I'm its mom, and it would be mean to just abandon it.

Anyway, I took a little video of it so everyone else could be mesmerized by the cuteness.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

i have drank a lot of honey wine
so
i will be sleeping with the flowers
pretty red flowers
good night
sleep tight

You know, I really thought I escaped captivity, but here I fucking am.

[...]

To the people in the med bay, I was being perfectly fucking civil given the circumstances.

FYI: "Moonlight Party" is Fae code for Orgy.

If you're into that, they know some real weird moves.

hmn
how can you tell if a doggo likes you
do dogs eat shoes?
what do dogs like to eat?
did i see the doggo first?
can i keep the doggo?

After everything that’s already happened this week, I figured it might be an idea to continue the trend of friendly advice - especially since I’m guessing a lot of people won’t be hugely familiar with having dealings with fairies.

- the buddy system is obviously great advice if you really have to venture out. It’d also be a good idea to arm yourselves if possible with something made of iron or silver. It won’t kill most fairies but it’ll sure as hell slow them down.
- you could also carry some kind of grains or seeds. If you drop them in front of a fairy they’ll have to stop and count each grain. Salt or sugar works too. Again, handy for slowing them down.
- offerings are good if you want to try and keep on their good side - apparently cream is a favourite with certain types.

If anyone needs any kind of help here or if you think you’re in over your head, reach out to me or my brother, Dean. There is a spell that can banish them, but since it sends them back to Avalon that may only be useful if they’re causing trouble on the Tardis. and to be honest it might just piss them off

[Tony]
Given what happened with the kid, I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask what you know about changelings? People who go missing around fairies don’t always come back the same.

If this is a dream, I don't think I want to wake up.

I'm on the freaking TARDIS and it's landed in Avalon of all places?

It's like something out of my fever dreams.

And I think I'm okay with that.

I should introduce myself. Hello TARDIS people! I'm Ella Lopez.

How the fuck did I wind up in some multidimensional, time-traveling bullshit? Yeah, sure, it's better than a forced therapy session in Purgatory. This isn't Purgatory, right?

[...]

What's with the Lord of the Rings shit outside?

If anyone is in need of a host, I've certainly one to spare. I haven't been left alone since we arrived.

Since we're all stuck here indefinitely, I think we should get to know each other? I'll start.

Hey, My name is Peter, and I'm from Queens, NY. Born and raised. I recently got my own apartment in Manhattan. Sometimes you got to start fresh, right?

My favorite food is my Aunt May's cherry pie. My favorite colors are red and blue. I like to build things. Take things apart and make them better. I skateboard. Haven't in a while. Life finds a way of keeping you busy.

So. Yeah. What about everyone else?

I don't like hospitals, facilities, 'medbays'. So, being able to leave this one felt a bit satisfying.

I don't understand though.

What kind of afterlife is this?

Immortal.

Invulnerable.

Do those words mean something different here? Because if I'm not going to be taken at my word and instead going to be accosted in the name of medicine, I expect it to be done by a sexy nurse, not [...] that.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.