In The Tardis

While I understand the need to make sure that I'm in good health, the least you could is make sure that it's administered by someone who's actually attended medical school, and not a damn child.

How the hell do you get off of this thing?

They told me that I showed up in a coma.

And that I can't leave the medbay until I have a "legal guardian".

Dustin? El? Nance? They said you were here.

I'd really like to get out of here.

Who: Alyssa and Becket
What: drinking and exploring
Where: the TARDIS hallways
When: after this
Warnings: alcohol and probably some flirting

( And lo I found the swimming pool...again )

[Netpost to all Women]
I never thought I would need to ask. What do the women in your times use for contraception?

My mother made tea but I don't know precisely what went into it.

I don't think the TARDIS liked me trying to upgrade the computers in the medbay. Everything beeped really loud, turned red, and then BOOM, I'm in a cage in the middle of the room.

This place is FASCINATING. I've never been anywhere like it before.

Does anyone know what TARDIS stands for?

Does anyone know what the parameters are for being brought here? What process does it use to bring people from different dimensions?

How does it know that I love tiny food so much?!

Oh! There's a girl in a bed that just showed up here, too! She didn't say hello when I did, though. She must be really tired.

Whatever this is, it isn't fucking funny.

Especially the part where my room looks like how it did if I hadn't screwed up the timeline.

Don't care how I got here, but I do care about how I get back. I don't have time for this shit.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry. I didn't meant to do that.

I just didn't expect to get kidnapped to space and I was shocked and...yeah.

Please, send me back home. I don't want to cause anymore damage.

[OOC: When Daisy became Avengers Academy Daisy, she freaked out when she arrived, and her powers caused a very small seismic wave that shook the TARDIS. Nothing is severely damaged, but some stuff would have fallen down, and the lights would have flickered. She's obviously very sorry, as it was unintentional.]

[Backdated to last night]

What...where am I?

What is happening?

The information I gathered shows these incidents have been recent events. Could something have boarded the TARDIS without her knowing? A virus? Something she didn't perceive as a threat?

I've been looking forward to this moment for something like twenty years.

If anyone has questions about their future on the TARDIS, feel free to ask.

The unfortunate thing about going back in time ten years means that your quarters are about ten years out of date.

cyclical
round and round and round
old is new new is old
repeating on and on
shes seen it
wibbly wobbly timey wimey

I'm looking into it. Anyone who wants to help... Bloody hell...

Pocket of vortex energy? Timeline puncture transition flux?

I need someone to come into medical for a scan. First thing we need is more data.

People changing ages. Is that something that normally happens around here?

Granted, I'm still pretty new here.

Who wants to get drunk with me?

If anyone needs a babysitter, I'm the first of seven kids. I have awesome references if you can figure out how to check them.

There's something wrong with Kaz.

He's [...] young. Very young.

Has this happened to anyone else?

What's happening?

How do we change him back?

Mom is going to be so pissed at whoever took me.

--- how it works I think it's writing it it's doing something but I can't tell what. Hello? I'm talking to this box and it's writing something so maybe it's writing what I'm saying. How would I even know what ---

--- something on the box and it stopped so maybe I've got to ---

--- yes that's how that works hello? ---

Apparently, whatever powers that be have just decided that I'm meant to time travel or world-hop.

Though the TARDIS is definitely an upgrade. Kinda wish the Doctor was here so I could poke his brain.

Anyway, I'm Daisy Johnson. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, but not sure if that really means anything here.

Being stuck in the medbay aside, I'm going to take a moment just geek out that I'm on the freaking TARDIS.

All of this future tech is so cool.

Hello fellow TARDIS people! I'm Morgan Stark.

Okay, everyone. It's taken awhile, but I think we've been able to pinpoint the exact location of where those that have gone missing have been taken.

Just as a recap, we've been missing the following:

Delirium

MJ Jones

Sif

Pepper Potts

I'm launching a search party to go rescue them. I've gotten supplies ready, and I'll be leaving within the next twenty minutes. I need at least three people to go with me, though. Martha will be staying behind in the control room to be in our eye in the sky. I've got some basic phasers, though feel free to bring your own weapons, if you've got them.

Let's get our people back, and hopefully, the TARDIS will get us the hell off this island.

Tags: -player: allie, -player: jay, -player: laurel, -player: maggie, -player: myriam, -plot: this island, grishaverse: inej ghafa, marvel: james rhodes, marvel: peter parker, marvel: thor, the dresden files: molly carpenter, the orville: kelly grayson, the vampire diaries: davina claire, the vampire diaries: kol mikaelson, wynonna earp: wynonna earp, ~inactive player: kal el, ~inactive: derek hale

I feel like I've been too quiet lately. I've gotten worked up in trying to track the various disappearances. I apologize for that, as I pride myself in being active.

I've noticed that we've gotten some new faces, so I figured I'd introduce myself. I'm Kelly Grayson. I'm a First Office in the Planetary Union where I'm from, serving on the USS Orville. I've been for about five months now. If there's anything that anyone needs, please don't hesitate to let me know, and I'll do my best to help.

Now, on a different note, I want to do something social. Who's up for dancing and drinks at Lux on Friday?

[Filtered to MCU people]

What's the plan for Thanksgiving? Do we have a plan for Thanksgiving?

[Filtered to Nat]
You? Me? Some vodka and catching up?

Okay. Seriously. Are we doing Thanksgiving? I've been telling Bobby about it and he's either hungry or excited. Might be a little of both. Either way he's super enthusiastic and I think he wants to try the greens.

We've also got about a month till Christmas and... I just realized that I'm not gonna be with Mom for it this year... And-

That's... that's a thing. Hawkins is a mess and we're not gonna be there for it...

Anyone else getting messed up by the whole no sun and moon thing?

My sleep/wake pattern is f-ed.

This place is very strange. Between the medbay doing a medical scan without any doctor present, to just how large this place feels to how tiny it is on the outside, and the strange little creatures outside.

I seem to have already attracted the attention of one of the creatures. It seems to like me, and doesn't want to leave my side.

I also feel at least three familiar presences, but the Force isn't as strong here. Though perhaps I am bit disoriented.

Since I am apparently going to be here for awhile, I should introduce myself. I'm Rey Skywalker.

Strangely not the first time I've opened a door and wound up somewhere I wasn't a second ago. Though I really wish I'd get some kind of cool notice before it happens. Y'know, a flash of lightning? Burst of wind? The kind of portal effects on Wendy, or when one of the Flashes is mid-battle. ...Bart...

Clearly not Myrg, not Apokolypse - much less scary than there, but... now I'm thinking I'm crazy because that's bird carrying an upside down leek a Farfetch'd, right? A Pokemon? I just stole my bow back from a Pokemon that is now following me around like I'm it's long lost mother! All this and somehow my friends aren't even around!? This is definitely a Young Justice on their adventure level.

Hi, I'm Cissie and I'm currently losing my mind.

Say hello to my little friend — Her name is Lottie.



I'm going to the Poké Park right now. Anyone is welcome to join me if they want!

[Yelena Belova]

I found something in the ship you'd be interested in.

[the video feed wobbles a bit, showing at first an expanse of grass and flowers then it seems like the device must have dropped as all that can be seen is a blackish-brown nothing and there's some muffled noises like whoever had been holding it is struggling with something. Finally it's lifted again and after a few more shaky moments levels out to show Simon sitting cross-legged in the grass, a basket with a few flowers and plants set at his side, in slightly-dirt covered slacks and button up shirt…and an Oddish standing on his leg and seemingly attempting to clamber up his free arm]

Well, I'd had no intention of deliberately acquiring one of these creatures, while I was out examining the local flora, I accidentally mistook one of them for a less-animate plant and for whatever reason it has now decided to follow me about. I'm not sure if it's trying to punish me for so rudely grabbing its head or actually decided that was a proper way to start an acquaintance.

Does anyone else have reservations about fighting ten year olds, even if it's with Pokemon? Especially since the loser is supposed to give away money? I feel like I'm taking some kid's lunch money.

It doesn't help that it's also considered the biggest insult if you turn down a Pokemon battle. Though I question what their idea of "eye contact" is. My back has been turned, and then some kid is challenging me to a battle.

The Riolu that decided that it liked my aura and wanted to come along with me really seems to like battling, too, so it's hard to say no.

Especially to that cute face.

I GOT MY VERY FIRST BADGE
WE SQUASHED THE BUGS
LOOK AT THE BUG BADGE
it kind of looks like a scarab

[ attached is a crude selfie of her with the bug badge and her lil pokemon team in the bg. ]

Welp, I made a new friend. All he seems to be able to say is Axew. I was exploring Coumarie City and having a ~Spa Day~ when this little guy started tailing me. Couldn't shake him and now he doesn't seem to want to leave. He hasn't left my side since he found me.

They say gotta catch 'em all but I can't. This little guy has ruined me for all other Pokémon.

I visited Snowbelle City, for skiing and skating. It was fun, kind of like being back in a Minnesota winter.

Afterwards, I explored the woods nearby and I encountered one of the creatures. I'm not sure if caught is the right word. I was very quiet, let it come to me. We played and now it wants to stick with me. So adorable!

After visting the Parfum Palace, the other day, I decided to check out a place called the Pokemon Daycare. Apparently, it's a place where trainers can leave their Pokemon to be raised for a bit. And sometimes if they leave more than one, they can breed and leave behind an egg?

The really nice lady gave me one, and told me that I should try walking with it and see what hatches.

Well, it hatched, and it's so stinking cute. I've been told it's a Togepi.

I think I'm definitely going to keep it. It's so cute and happy.

Also, it apparently imprints on the first person it sees, so its thinks I'm its mom, and it would be mean to just abandon it.

Anyway, I took a little video of it so everyone else could be mesmerized by the cuteness.

I've investigated the recent disappearances. In addition to T'Challa and Shuri, going through the records in the TARDIS' console, there have been five other disappearances, Kate Bishop, Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars, Mel Medara, and Jinn.

There doesn't really appear to be a reason why they were sent home, and judging from the data we were able to pull, they were sent back to their home universes. It would also seem that when someone is sent home, all of their belongings vanish, and their rooms are cleared out. Out of these seven, Shuri and T'Challa were here the longest, the others weren't here very long.

So, apparently, we can get home, there just doesn't seem to be any control over how and when we get home. Like being pulled here, it appears to be done at random by the TARDIS herself.

I know Martha and myself will be looking into this further, but Martha's the TARDIS expert, and this is still something that she's never experienced.

For the time being, we'll keep looking into this, and if there are any more disappearances, maybe we can try and pick up on a pattern or something. But so far, it appears to be at random.

I'll try and answer any questions as best as I can, but Martha probably has better answers than I do.

In the meantime, I hope everyone's enjoying Kalos. If anyone wants someone to go exploring with, I'm here.

Aren't these things supposed to be cute and nice? These fuckin' grumpy-looking birds were taunting this little guy.

[ ooc note: pretend the gif is a realistic short video. ]

This cave is incredibly difficult to navigate. I appear to have gotten myself quite turned around.

I took Morgan to the Lumiose Museum in the city this morning. She didn’t have a lot of patience for the audio guide, but she liked a few of the paintings. Her favourite was the picture of the hedgehog. Shaymin, I think? Anyway, it’s a nice little outing, if anyones looking for something a bit more low key.

This is in no way me pressuring anyone, but I was wondering if anyone here would be open to my drinking their blood?

I promise I can make it so it doesn't hurt, nor would I take much. Blood bags are fine! But sometimes I miss fresh blood.

It seems Shuri and T'Challa are no longer here.

I tried to reach both of them and neither answered.

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the Pokémon universe.

I wanted to give everyone some time to get used to the situation. There is definitely a lot to take in. Pokémon was originally an animated television series where I grew up, and Nintendo later produced games based on it. Since many of you are new to Pokémon, I figured I could share my knowledge. I can point out locations for supplies like additional pokéballs, revives, and other necessary items when you are on your Pokémon adventure. 

[ mj ]

Want to go to Aquacorde? It's the nearest town where we can get supplies.

This place is marvelous, and I've already made a new friend. It's a cute young pup with the most astonishing markings, which I would say mimic that of a tiger if this wasn't, in fact, a dog.

So there I was, minding my business like I always do, and this little bugger hit me with lightning and ran off. Hurt quite a bit. It seems an awful shame to go after the tiny thing and shoot it. Cute little thing but my pride can't take too many hits like that. It's just embarassing.

I also have a question. Does anyone else have a slight problem with holding wild creatures captive? I mean, you know, leaving aside the making them fight other wild creatures for sport.

I have a question.

What are we meant to do with these creatures if we've caught one?

Huh.

Tardis, Pokemon, what’s next? A giant Stay-Puft guy?

Who's going to attend this big royal ball?

[...]

Really hoping dates are not a requirement.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

You know, this is probably the most polite kidnapping I've ever experienced.

Though my need to geek out over being on the TARDIS of all places I think makes the whole kidnapping bit less shitty.

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Tim Drake.

I'll come out of the library. Eventually.