In The Tardis

I don't know if anyone else here skateboards, but we now have a skatepark in one of the rooms.

The information I gathered shows these incidents have been recent events. Could something have boarded the TARDIS without her knowing? A virus? Something she didn't perceive as a threat?

No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

Hey! Everyone! It's Richard Gansey III's birthday, so if you happen to see him, you should absolutely give him a cheerful "Happy Birthday, Dick!" The louder, the better.

[Pynchsey]
You're going to make so many friends... You're welcome.

I took the day off, by the way. Just for you. Happy Birthday! What are we doing?

I found board games. I do not know how to play them.

[ attached is an image of a stack of board games (you can pick which games are pictured) ]

All of this for a wedding?


[Anne Shirley Cuthbert]

Dear Anne,

There is a bookshop here - you've probably been to them all by now - this one boasts having the rarest books in town.

On the chance that you either have not been yet or should like to go again and do not deem it too inappropriate, I would like to accompany you.

- Gilbert.

[Marvel peeps]

So, what are the plans for Christmas? Another big dinner?

And does anyone want to go check out this world with me?

Okay. Seriously. Are we doing Thanksgiving? I've been telling Bobby about it and he's either hungry or excited. Might be a little of both. Either way he's super enthusiastic and I think he wants to try the greens.

We've also got about a month till Christmas and... I just realized that I'm not gonna be with Mom for it this year... And-

That's... that's a thing. Hawkins is a mess and we're not gonna be there for it...

Pardon me. My name is Gilbert and I seem to have found myself in need of an adult.

Love informs me that Thanksgiving is coming up. I am aware that it is a midgardian holiday, but beyond that I am at quite a loss. Can anyone explain what it entails, please? She seems quite keen to partake in it.

I did not expect the sauerkraut ice cream to be a Portkey. It seems a bit obvious now. That's on me.

I also didn't expect the boy and I to get ourselves a little medical look-see. You're welcome, Doc.

I do need to be getting back to the shop, I'm afraid. My apprentice here's very pregnant mum will be on a war path if we don't get back with the tub. We can re-schedule this playdate after I know you're all safe.

With the TARDIS essentially out of action while she refuels, I’m sure anxiety is running a bit high, and given the potential for people to go a bit stir crazy at the moment, I feel as if I should maybe extend the offer of a friendly ear if anyone feels like they might need to air anything. No pressure or obligation, obviously, but my door is open to any of you if you feel like you need it.

Anyone else getting messed up by the whole no sun and moon thing?

My sleep/wake pattern is f-ed.

Intelligent, seemingly hyper advanced AI, able to counter my hacks in real time? Those movements are too precise to be another human. Not a building, this is a... ship. And it's... changing the floor as I roll forward making it wheelchair accessible?

Please tell me one of Superman's rogues scooped up a few of us Gothamites and I'm not going crazy here, because this looks a lot like the TARDIS. Twenty minutes since I got out of that medical lab with that... Pokemon (?) in it and the only thing I'm sure of is I'm clearly not in Gotham anymore. What the hell is going on here?

[Bats, JLA, DC characters - Audio, via either Comms or Phone]
This is Oracle, can anyone read me? Repeat this is Oracle. Does anyone read me?

So where are we? This device is not helping when I ask.

Shirley and I found a swimming pool on our walk this morning. I can certainly show you the way if you'd like to know.

If anyone is interested, I tried my hand at making scones.

I followed a few recipes.

There are more scones than I can possibly eat.

I never thought this day would come.

In fact, I would laugh if someone told me this would happen.

I have, in fact, grown tired of waffles.

Hands up who thinks something weird is going to happen on the 31st?

[Batfam]

Hey, so, I was wondering when everyone is from? I don’t want to inadvertently spoil anyone about future things from home.

Who: James & Lily Potter
What: Regrouping
Where: Their room
When: Early Monday morning
Warnings: TBC. Likely discussions of death etc.

( I will always love you, for what it's worth )

Ya know. I feel like this couldn't have been any better for me. This is the most appropriate Pokémon. I love him. I can't wait to have some adventures with this guy.

Say hello to my little friend — Her name is Lottie.



I'm going to the Poké Park right now. Anyone is welcome to join me if they want!

This thing works, yeah?

Look. I appreciate a good kidnap as much as anyone. Honestly, top marks all round. 10/10 for ingenuity. And creativity, actually – the décor is outstanding. I’ve picked up some excellent ideas for the living room.

Anyway, I hate to be the bloke who doesn’t play along, but I have stuff going on at home. Pumpkins to carve, toddler costumes to negotiate, etc etc. So if someone could just point me in the direction of the exit, that would be peachy. Ta very much.

I caught a cute green guy with a green bulb on his back! He keeps saying Bulbasaur and responded when I called him Bobby. He's got a name!

I was exploring Cyllage City earlier today. I stopped to have some coffee when I heard some clattering behind one of the shops and found this guy. They said he's a Nickit and was causing trouble. I offered to take him and he came with me without any problems. Now he won't leave me. He seems very sweet to me.

Why is everything on this stupid thing in Ravkan when no one speaks it when I try to talk to them? I keep hearing Kerch. This isn't the Ketterdam docks!

Public service announcement that Dean Winchester is the worst brother ever, after catching a moose shaped Pokémon and then giving it to me because he thinks he’s hilarious.

[…]

Guess, it could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Mr Mime. Honestly, dude, you might be slipping.

Welp, I made a new friend. All he seems to be able to say is Axew. I was exploring Coumarie City and having a ~Spa Day~ when this little guy started tailing me. Couldn't shake him and now he doesn't seem to want to leave. He hasn't left my side since he found me.

They say gotta catch 'em all but I can't. This little guy has ruined me for all other Pokémon.

I visited Snowbelle City, for skiing and skating. It was fun, kind of like being back in a Minnesota winter.

Afterwards, I explored the woods nearby and I encountered one of the creatures. I'm not sure if caught is the right word. I was very quiet, let it come to me. We played and now it wants to stick with me. So adorable!

I've investigated the recent disappearances. In addition to T'Challa and Shuri, going through the records in the TARDIS' console, there have been five other disappearances, Kate Bishop, Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars, Mel Medara, and Jinn.

There doesn't really appear to be a reason why they were sent home, and judging from the data we were able to pull, they were sent back to their home universes. It would also seem that when someone is sent home, all of their belongings vanish, and their rooms are cleared out. Out of these seven, Shuri and T'Challa were here the longest, the others weren't here very long.

So, apparently, we can get home, there just doesn't seem to be any control over how and when we get home. Like being pulled here, it appears to be done at random by the TARDIS herself.

I know Martha and myself will be looking into this further, but Martha's the TARDIS expert, and this is still something that she's never experienced.

For the time being, we'll keep looking into this, and if there are any more disappearances, maybe we can try and pick up on a pattern or something. But so far, it appears to be at random.

I'll try and answer any questions as best as I can, but Martha probably has better answers than I do.

In the meantime, I hope everyone's enjoying Kalos. If anyone wants someone to go exploring with, I'm here.

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the Pokémon universe.

I wanted to give everyone some time to get used to the situation. There is definitely a lot to take in. Pokémon was originally an animated television series where I grew up, and Nintendo later produced games based on it. Since many of you are new to Pokémon, I figured I could share my knowledge. I can point out locations for supplies like additional pokéballs, revives, and other necessary items when you are on your Pokémon adventure. 

[ mj ]

Want to go to Aquacorde? It's the nearest town where we can get supplies.

This place is marvelous, and I've already made a new friend. It's a cute young pup with the most astonishing markings, which I would say mimic that of a tiger if this wasn't, in fact, a dog.

I also have a question. Does anyone else have a slight problem with holding wild creatures captive? I mean, you know, leaving aside the making them fight other wild creatures for sport.

Huh.

Tardis, Pokemon, what’s next? A giant Stay-Puft guy?

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

FYI: "Moonlight Party" is Fae code for Orgy.

If you're into that, they know some real weird moves.

Okay, I know I didn't hit my head, so this has to be real.

And while I'm hoping it's real because this is extremely cool- Seriously is this the TARDIS?! It looks different, but it meets the specs from the show and when I wanted a drink it was suddenly right there! But we've got some serious stuff going on back home. So... uh that I'm done with those medical tests... Uh... Anyone home?

Hellllllo? Kinda stuck in here!

Oh my god. TARDIS! So frigging cool!! But... Hawkins.

I want you to know, that when I get arrested, I did it for a very noble cause.

Alright, now that the lockdown's been lifted and Tony is out of that cage, I suppose we should get back to explanations.

Firstly, welcome to the TARDIS. Hullo, I'm Martha. I'm a doctor and former TARDIS resident and am more than happy to answer any questions you might have about the ship herself, assuming I've the answer.

Myself and a small group found ourselves aboard the TARDIS a little more than two months ago. We have spent the time since trying to gain access to other currently closed off areas of the TARDIS as well as attempting to figure out why and how she's brought us here.

At present, my theory is she's searching for the Doctor, her partner and a friend of mine. Searches of the TARDIS and internal scans have proven that he is nowhere aboard. Under normal circumstances, and let's face facts, when we were hiding in 1913 or that time we got stuck in 1969 were far from normal! the Doctor would never leave the TARDIS alone for this length of time, thus I can only conclude that something must have happened. Which has me very concerned.

A few things to know about life aboard the TARDIS:
TARDIS is an acronym that stands for Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. As the name suggests, she is a time and space ship and she is alive. The TARDIS is aware of everyone on the ship through a low level psychic connection, which is how she is aware of our needs, as far as rooms and other things. This is also how she provides instant translation services via translation circuit so we can speak to locals wherever we are. She also has various ways of warning us of incoming danger. She has a personality of her own, and is very protective of those she's chosen, so if you are nice to her, she will be nice to you. She has a very long memory.

We are still attempting to figure out how we are being brought here, though I believe she is either searching for the Doctor or bringing people here who she feels can help. I've recently gotten access to the console room - which is the control room - and am going through logs. I will report with what I find.

If you have additional questions, please feel free to direct them to myself or any of us who have been here a while. I look forward to meeting all of you.
-Martha

Okay. As much as my inner 12 year old just wants to geek out about this place, I am going to try to be a grown up for...at least five minutes. Hi, um...everyone? I'm Dr. Amanda Perry, and...well I'm not sure where I was exactly before I woke up here, but I'm from Earth, and I really hope I'm not the only one from there and near the 21st century, and...I'm going to apologize right up front for all the times I'm inevitably going to run into people and step on toes, it's...been a long time since I've used my own feet.

And... if anyone from the Destiny is here...ah, nice to get the chance to see all of you with my own eyes.

Not to be an alarmist or anything but I have yet to come across a window. Anyone trying to figure out a way off this hunk of metal?

[ RAVEN ]

What's the plan? I'm not above making explosives to get the hell out of here.

Never been on a ship like this before.

Being abducted, though. That I'm used to. I could do without that.

This? This isn't going to work for me. Call me Karen if you have to - I want to speak to whoever's in charge.

You know, part of me always wondered a little bit where you go when you die, but I never expected the answer to be the freaking Tardis.

It's definitely a lot better than looking that I remember seeing on TV.

So, definitely not Wakanda.

Uh...anyone? T'Challa?

Mother?

Bucky?

M'Baku?

Where the hell am I?

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