In The Tardis

i think i like this place the mostest
so many mad people
off their hinges
creeeaaakkkkk
gambling gambling
so many vices
so many poisons
out-of-control
i uhm
i uhm did something before we left
maybe a very bad thing
i dont know

This planet never sleeps and neither do I.

I don't care what time it is. Who wants to join me? We can do whatever.
Naked women dancing? Yes.
Hire sex workers? Yes.
Gamble all this real but fake money? Yes.
Try martian drugs? Yes.
Get married on accident? Why not.

Let's go, before the TARDIS sweeps us away and we're left with nothing but our feelings again.

I thought I might find a friend here, that if he was anywhere then this would be the place we'd run into him. But I finally got to really check out the place and no sign of him.

I guess they don't have the Makker's Wheel here so that makes sense. He must still be in Ketterdam.

You can come get me now.

Seems I hit a surprisingly lucky streak at the roulette table. If anyone would care to take some of these chips off my hands...? I'm told they come in handy if you're into paying for the local entertainments.

As for me, I'll be returning to the casino floor. The card tables have yet to bend to my will.

I love Mars.

Would anyone like to join me for some adult entertainment?

[Adam Parrish]
Are you still seeking employment while on these stops?

[Crows]
Have any of you taken the initiative to make new friends on this stop?

[Inej]
8 bells. Room 606B. The key is in your inner left pocket.

[ the lights are bright and the noise is loud. you don't see ronan, but you certainly can hear his voice, all gravel and gasoline. and you do see the shark-nosed, black-as-night bmw. isn't she a beaut? ]

Any speed seekers out there? Let's race.

Have you changed your mind, my sister? Is Nada's release from hell no longer a priority?

Or was this your doing, Delirium?

If anyone wants a buddy to tag along with them, I can be that person.

While I understand the need to make sure that I'm in good health, the least you could is make sure that it's administered by someone who's actually attended medical school, and not a damn child.

How the hell do you get off of this thing?

round round and around
heart
red
drip drop
i see a cat
smells like fruit
maybe mangoes
the glass is shattering

It's fucking here.

No warning when people leave then, eh? One day here, and the other...

[...]

Who was it, last time, who offered violence?

I know I've always wanted a family.

And I couldn't be more over the moon for Alexa Grace.

I just sort of assumed it would never happen for me and now here we are.

I miss Hope at this age, though

I'm so sorry. I wasn't myself and I know I said some things - wrote some things - and I remember everything that I said and I did, and I remember that other life.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Everybody I even talked to when I wasn't myself, I'm sorry. Things are safe and I took apart the things I was working on, and I'll give everybody some space from me.

I'm glad Jesper wasn't here for that but I really wish he were here now.


[Inej]

I'm so sorry, Inej. I don't know how I can make it better but I know I said and I did a lot of things that I didn't mean.

I'd never do anything to hurt any of us. And I'm really lucky you didn't come and give me what I deserved or let Kaz do it.

Okay. It's Fat Tuesday, what's everyone giving up for lent?

[...]

Is there a chapel here?

hmn
oh
hi
i showeded up to the doctor's room
haha
so funny right

I want to introduce the world to my bundle of joy:

Alexa Grace Mikaelson is 5lbs 9oz and with lungs that could only match Nik's. I only wish her father could be here.

Thank you to Kol and Davina who stayed with me.

You're here, aren't you? You criminals. Thought you could escape all the way out here but you can't run long from Pekka Rollins and you can't run long from me. I'm the Prince of the Barrell and I'm coming for you all.

Who: Gansey and Blue
Where: Around... the hallways and stuff
When: Immediately post arrival post
What: Getting a tour and catching up
Rating: Lowish, surely?
Status: In progress

( The hoodie goes down to her knees, it's fine. )

The guy in the doctor's office is nice. Someone give him a raise. [...] Gilbert needs a raise.

And it's bullshit that I need an "adult" to sign me out of here. I'm sure you all know, but I need to say it. Gilbert agrees.

I've got questions:

Can my 18 year old boyfriend be my guardian, or are there rules against that?

Does whoever my guardian is have access to my medical files?

But seriously, kidnapping me out of bed and then making me have a guardian before I can get out of this room is bonkers.

Tags: -player: jay, -player: jenjen, -player: laurel, -player: myriam, marvel: tony stark, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: richard gansey iii, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ~inactive player: ace, ~inactive: fred weasley, ~inactive: ginny weasley

Thanks to everyone who looked out for teen me. I’m glad to be back to full size, baggy shirts and pants are far too nineties.

[VM to Wylan]
I’ve aged up 13 years, but I’m still Derek. Thank you for keeping me calm when I first changed.

Did your reflection go back to normal?

I didn't think I'd wake up to some fucking sci-fi adventure, but here I am. Raise your hand if you didn't get probed. ✋

adam parrish.

Please tell me I'm your Ronan.

Fuck, That was embarrassing.

Please line up to collect your apologies.

[...]

[Gangsey]
You first.

[...]

Actually, thank you. Very much.

Well, I suppose it has been quite a while since I took a vacation. Though some say in the timing and location wouldn't have gone amiss.

That said, I can't be away from my work for too long or things start to go awry pretty dramatically: any chance I can arrange the return trip sooner rather than later?

≫ Fuck
≫ I think Opal's here.

I woke up to...an imaginary friend I hadn't thought about since my days in the orphanage as a little kid.

It's oddly comforting, but also rather strange.

I've been looking forward to this moment for something like twenty years.

If anyone has questions about their future on the TARDIS, feel free to ask.

Hello.

My name is Nancy Wheeler; I arrived a few hours ago. I have been briefed on the current situation — which isn't much information. Not surprised, though. I don't mind digging in deep for answers.

This has to be a government experiment, in my opinion.

It's not me, it's not me, it's not me. Saints, it isn't me. It's not Kuwei, either. Who do I look like now?

Bloody hell.

Well I don't know if I'm happy or not that this isn't New Orleans.

[...]
Although I could do without the space aspect.

cyclical
round and round and round
old is new new is old
repeating on and on
shes seen it
wibbly wobbly timey wimey

I'm looking into it. Anyone who wants to help... Bloody hell...

Pocket of vortex energy? Timeline puncture transition flux?

I need someone to come into medical for a scan. First thing we need is more data.

People changing ages. Is that something that normally happens around here?

Granted, I'm still pretty new here.

Who wants to get drunk with me?

I'm not complaining - my wardrobe showing up is a gift I'm not sure I deserved - I'm simply a bit curious as to why the uniforms came in as well. Is she trying to tell me something?

[ooc: edited shortly after posted so the above bit could have been seen before he thought better of it.]

Is anyone here a barber?

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker Rietveld.
Where: Their Room
When: Start of Age Plot
What: 9yo Kaz wakes up in a strange place without a pot to piss in
Warnings: Scared bean

( You don't want to eat me, I won't taste any good! )

--- how it works I think it's writing it it's doing something but I can't tell what. Hello? I'm talking to this box and it's writing something so maybe it's writing what I'm saying. How would I even know what ---

--- something on the box and it stopped so maybe I've got to ---

--- yes that's how that works hello? ---

oh wow
that was so fun!
i didn't think we would ever leave
i hope i dont see them ever again

≫ I'm not saying that we are.
≫ But, if we did, I got some earbuds to block out the fuckin' mermaid songs.

Ok fine I'm convinced this isn't an elaborate trap by the Dark Side.

Now, who wants to go exploring? I've been camping on the beach (thanks TARDIS for providing sunscreen I'm far to red and pale for this otherwise) but wouldn't mind seeing more of the island.

this is the very best place of all
but the snow was really pretty
like a snowglobe
my brother gave me one
i found so many pretty things
like these little small gold things
all filled up in this locked basket
mhm
i unlockeded it
but
uh
im going to splash around
with my friends
i love the songs that come out of their mouth
lllaaa laahhhh

speech-to-text.

I want to speak to Dustin. Dustin Henderson. I want to speak to him right now.

Spent the better part of two days exploring the woods and caves. Found some ruins in the woods that are pretty interesting. And there were some markings on the walls in some of the caves, but wasn’t any language I’ve ever seen, even the TARDIS translation matrix didn’t pull up anything - guess I’m hitting the books today.

[Dean]

Happy Birthday. Do birthdays even count now? I’m not sure about the etiquette here.

[ooc: pretend this was yesterday and that Sam didn’t miss his favourite brothers birthday because I wasn’t here 🤦‍♀️]

We've had a lot of new arrivals while I've been ensconced with data, so I suppose I'll start with a reintroduction. I'm Martha Jones, I'm one of the doctors on board. If you've any questions about what's going on here, I'm just one of the many people here who can help. If you've questions about the TARDIS specifically or the Doctor, I'm able to help specifically. As a note, as you may have noticed the TARDIS is sentient, there may be part of the ship she does not allow you into, please do not try to force the issue, she doesn't take well to it.

That out of the way, yes, we've landed. All scans show that food on the island follow Earth patterns - so if it was poisonous back home, don't eat it. Other than that all metrics: atmospheric, oceanographic, geographic, are similar to Earth if not identical. But as we are cutting through dimensions, please be cautious.

I've been able to determine that we are not doing any damage to the dimensional fabric of universes as we are passing through. The TARDIS' footprint is apparently not big enough to leave a permanent mark. I've set the systems to continue monitoring just in case.

Anyone who needs a change of clothing, feel free to raid the Wardrobe if the TARDIS hasn't left something in your rooms. Believe me there are enough clothes in there to outfit dozens of theatre companies.

Y'know... the last time I dealt with a body of water, really bad things happened. So not sure how I feel about the beach these days. Do we have any guarantees that there's not gonna be a giant hole in the bottom of the water that spits out monsters? Because this feels like we just walked into the island where the Cyclops was in the Odyssey. (What? I've been planning a new campaign!)

Also, Bobby has buried himself in the sand and is LOVING it.

Everyone felt that, right? We might have landed somewhere, or the TARDIS hit something solid in space.

it's me again
hi
i just wanted to know
if anyone else
smells salty sand?

Who: Gansey & Delirium
Where: The Gym
When: All good things happen at Witching Hour
What: Gansey can't sleep (TM)
Rating: WAF for probably Wholesome AF
Status: In progress
Warnings: Insomnia, PTSD (bees)

( Gansey was tired and miserable and couldn't fix either. )

I sleep rarely.

But when I wake up in my bed and remember five seconds later I'm travelling through space and not in Wonderland, I feel some sense of fucking disappointment.

Also if someone is missing a pair of shoes, Chessie stole them so...sorry and I'll happily return them.