In The Tardis

I thought it’d be interesting to visit Mars University while we were here. It might’ve been a mistake to visit the casinos with my brother first though […..] I think I might’ve joined a fraternity.

Spent the better part of two days exploring the woods and caves. Found some ruins in the woods that are pretty interesting. And there were some markings on the walls in some of the caves, but wasn’t any language I’ve ever seen, even the TARDIS translation matrix didn’t pull up anything - guess I’m hitting the books today.

[Dean]

Happy Birthday. Do birthdays even count now? I’m not sure about the etiquette here.

[ooc: pretend this was yesterday and that Sam didn’t miss his favourite brothers birthday because I wasn’t here 🤦‍♀️]

Uh[….] anyone know anything about the potency of ingredients once they’ve been thawed from frozen?

So I know there’s been a lot of talk about sparring and hand to hand training, but not a lots been said for those of us that might want to practice weapons training. Thinking about setting up a target range, for shooting, or throwing, or arrows or whatever, if anyone might be interested?

Public service announcement that Dean Winchester is the worst brother ever, after catching a moose shaped Pokémon and then giving it to me because he thinks he’s hilarious.

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Guess, it could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Mr Mime. Honestly, dude, you might be slipping.

Welp, I made a new friend. All he seems to be able to say is Axew. I was exploring Coumarie City and having a ~Spa Day~ when this little guy started tailing me. Couldn't shake him and now he doesn't seem to want to leave. He hasn't left my side since he found me.

They say gotta catch 'em all but I can't. This little guy has ruined me for all other Pokémon.

I also have a question. Does anyone else have a slight problem with holding wild creatures captive? I mean, you know, leaving aside the making them fight other wild creatures for sport.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

Does anyone know what it means when a deer starts like, following you around in the woods?

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I know I should appreciate that I am somehow alive [...] for the third time (the third time’s the charm), but holy fuck am I bored. I’ve already dealt with a lot of fuckery back home, so I honestly have little desire to leave the TARDIS again.

I do have some fae wine. Don’t worry. I watched someone else try it before I helped myself to a bottle or two. I have some hand-rolled cigarettes if that’s more your speed. Given these dire circumstances, I am feeling generous.

So. I've befriended two goats.

Two screaming but cute goats.

Do they belong to someone?

Or did the TARDIS not understand the concept of serenading people?

After everything that’s already happened this week, I figured it might be an idea to continue the trend of friendly advice - especially since I’m guessing a lot of people won’t be hugely familiar with having dealings with fairies.

- the buddy system is obviously great advice if you really have to venture out. It’d also be a good idea to arm yourselves if possible with something made of iron or silver. It won’t kill most fairies but it’ll sure as hell slow them down.
- you could also carry some kind of grains or seeds. If you drop them in front of a fairy they’ll have to stop and count each grain. Salt or sugar works too. Again, handy for slowing them down.
- offerings are good if you want to try and keep on their good side - apparently cream is a favourite with certain types.

If anyone needs any kind of help here or if you think you’re in over your head, reach out to me or my brother, Dean. There is a spell that can banish them, but since it sends them back to Avalon that may only be useful if they’re causing trouble on the Tardis. and to be honest it might just piss them off

[Tony]
Given what happened with the kid, I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask what you know about changelings? People who go missing around fairies don’t always come back the same.

How the fuck did I wind up in some multidimensional, time-traveling bullshit? Yeah, sure, it's better than a forced therapy session in Purgatory. This isn't Purgatory, right?

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What's with the Lord of the Rings shit outside?

What part of "I'm done" don't you assholes get? Put me back.

I don't like hospitals, facilities, 'medbays'. So, being able to leave this one felt a bit satisfying.

I don't understand though.

What kind of afterlife is this?

Immortal.

Invulnerable.

Do those words mean something different here? Because if I'm not going to be taken at my word and instead going to be accosted in the name of medicine, I expect it to be done by a sexy nurse, not [...] that.

I can’t tell if this is a weird whiskey induced dream or if I fell asleep in front of another haunted tv.


Either way, I don’t know if this is better or worse than being sucked into an episode of Scooby Doo.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.