In The Tardis

No. No, this is unacceptable. My realm is still recovering from my absence - there is no telling what will happen if I am away once again.

How do I return to my realm? What tupenny hedge magic is NOW keeping me from the Dreaming?

I found board games. I do not know how to play them.

[ attached is an image of a stack of board games (you can pick which games are pictured) ]

Intelligent, seemingly hyper advanced AI, able to counter my hacks in real time? Those movements are too precise to be another human. Not a building, this is a... ship. And it's... changing the floor as I roll forward making it wheelchair accessible?

Please tell me one of Superman's rogues scooped up a few of us Gothamites and I'm not going crazy here, because this looks a lot like the TARDIS. Twenty minutes since I got out of that medical lab with that... Pokemon (?) in it and the only thing I'm sure of is I'm clearly not in Gotham anymore. What the hell is going on here?

[Bats, JLA, DC characters - Audio, via either Comms or Phone]
This is Oracle, can anyone read me? Repeat this is Oracle. Does anyone read me?

Ya know. I feel like this couldn't have been any better for me. This is the most appropriate Pokémon. I love him. I can't wait to have some adventures with this guy.

I need [...] help.

Get out of here.

I need help out of here.

Tag dump, nothing to see here.