In The Tardis

This planet never sleeps and neither do I.

I don't care what time it is. Who wants to join me? We can do whatever.
Naked women dancing? Yes.
Hire sex workers? Yes.
Gamble all this real but fake money? Yes.
Try martian drugs? Yes.
Get married on accident? Why not.

Let's go, before the TARDIS sweeps us away and we're left with nothing but our feelings again.

I thought I might find a friend here, that if he was anywhere then this would be the place we'd run into him. But I finally got to really check out the place and no sign of him.

I guess they don't have the Makker's Wheel here so that makes sense. He must still be in Ketterdam.

Seems I hit a surprisingly lucky streak at the roulette table. If anyone would care to take some of these chips off my hands...? I'm told they come in handy if you're into paying for the local entertainments.

As for me, I'll be returning to the casino floor. The card tables have yet to bend to my will.

[Adam Parrish]
Are you still seeking employment while on these stops?

[Crows]
Have any of you taken the initiative to make new friends on this stop?

[Inej]
8 bells. Room 606B. The key is in your inner left pocket.

Have you changed your mind, my sister? Is Nada's release from hell no longer a priority?

Or was this your doing, Delirium?

While I understand the need to make sure that I'm in good health, the least you could is make sure that it's administered by someone who's actually attended medical school, and not a damn child.

How the hell do you get off of this thing?

No warning when people leave then, eh? One day here, and the other...

[...]

Who was it, last time, who offered violence?

I'm so sorry. I wasn't myself and I know I said some things - wrote some things - and I remember everything that I said and I did, and I remember that other life.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Everybody I even talked to when I wasn't myself, I'm sorry. Things are safe and I took apart the things I was working on, and I'll give everybody some space from me.

I'm glad Jesper wasn't here for that but I really wish he were here now.


[Inej]

I'm so sorry, Inej. I don't know how I can make it better but I know I said and I did a lot of things that I didn't mean.

I'd never do anything to hurt any of us. And I'm really lucky you didn't come and give me what I deserved or let Kaz do it.

Fuck, That was embarrassing.

Please line up to collect your apologies.

[...]

[Gangsey]
You first.

[...]

Actually, thank you. Very much.

Well, I suppose it has been quite a while since I took a vacation. Though some say in the timing and location wouldn't have gone amiss.

That said, I can't be away from my work for too long or things start to go awry pretty dramatically: any chance I can arrange the return trip sooner rather than later?

I've been looking forward to this moment for something like twenty years.

If anyone has questions about their future on the TARDIS, feel free to ask.

It's not me, it's not me, it's not me. Saints, it isn't me. It's not Kuwei, either. Who do I look like now?

People changing ages. Is that something that normally happens around here?

Granted, I'm still pretty new here.

Who wants to get drunk with me?

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker Rietveld.
Where: Their Room
When: Start of Age Plot
What: 9yo Kaz wakes up in a strange place without a pot to piss in
Warnings: Scared bean

( You don't want to eat me, I won't taste any good! )

--- how it works I think it's writing it it's doing something but I can't tell what. Hello? I'm talking to this box and it's writing something so maybe it's writing what I'm saying. How would I even know what ---

--- something on the box and it stopped so maybe I've got to ---

--- yes that's how that works hello? ---

this is the very best place of all
but the snow was really pretty
like a snowglobe
my brother gave me one
i found so many pretty things
like these little small gold things
all filled up in this locked basket
mhm
i unlockeded it
but
uh
im going to splash around
with my friends
i love the songs that come out of their mouth
lllaaa laahhhh

Who: Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker and Nina Zenik
Where: The kitchen and then the Slat!
When: Jan 10th, late afternoon
What: Happy Birthday, Kaz!
Rating: PG-13?
Status: In progress, open (warn us first)
Warnings: TBD

( KAZ LEFT THEIR ROOM, IT'S A MIRACLE! )

Anyone have a good line on ways to distract yourself from the knowledge that you die in about two seconds back home? Is there a club for people like us? As an alternative, I'd take a solid punch to the jaw. Maybe then I'd

If anyone's got a way to tell the TARDIS "Cheers" from me.. cheers.

It makes sense that the TARDIS has been getting rid of people's possessions and special-interest rooms once they've left, but what's been happening to their Pokémon? They weren't brought aboard with them, they were other-world acquisitions. They agreed to accompany us. Surely they aren't being returned to the wild without a shred of explanation. What's been happening to them?

[a few minutes later]
At least three more have disappeared: Tandy, Natasha and the woman who spoke in unnecessarily complex sentences.

I know we've been told the TARDIS chose to take us because she thought we might be useful in helping her find the Doctor.

I also know what we've been told that the TARDIS has been sending people back who don't want to be here.

These explanations are unsatisfactory. I can think of more than one person who wishes not to be here who remains aboard the ship, and I also don't believe that Tandy yearned for home.

I think we're being misled.

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker Rietveld
Where: Bed
When: Dec 10, late evening
What: Pillow talk, secrets come to light in the dark
Rating: PG-13+
Status: In Progress | Closed

Warnings: TBD

( She'd been meaning to tell him for weeks. )

My room is gone. Has this happened to anyone else? Am I going to dis

[Kaz]
The quilt is m ours. Mama's been adding to it every year since I was born. It appeared on the foot of the bed while you were shaving.

[Crows]
We should explore while we have the chance.

Lady handed me this and said someone would explain the situation.

Meaning no disrespect I don't give a shit what the situation is I have to get back who do I talk to about that?

I'm eighteen today.

How have I celebrated?

By climbing out of my bed from a nap, forgetting about the snow, and falling face first into it.

I'm going to go make myself some birthday waffles.

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker
Where: Their room
When: November 29th, after her spar with Natasha
What: Kaz mourns the loss of another brother
Warnings: Grief, alcohol use

( He hadn't taken it well. )

[Filtered to the Crows]

This is me checking in on you...
Because if you're all gone I might not recover.

This Pokemon business is a lot more complicated than I was prepared for. He thinks it funny to hit my shin with his little bone weapon instead of the ball I've given him.

[Crows]
This creature is rather intelligent. Do you think I can teach him how to count cards?

I never thought this day would come.

In fact, I would laugh if someone told me this would happen.

I have, in fact, grown tired of waffles.

Who: Kaz Brekker & Merel the Murkrow
What: Kaz is adopted
Where: Kalos
When: Tuesday Evening after Inej came at him with one of her moods
Status: Closed Narrative - Complete

( If you scuff my jacket I'll be forced to eat you, ja? )

Who: Three Crows (Inej, Kaz, Nina)
What: casing the museum
Where: Pokemon Portal
When: During the Pokemon plot
Warnings: TBD
Status: In progress - Closed

( The deal is the deal )

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker
Where: Kaz Brekker's room
When: Late week 1 of Pokemon-Land
What: Emotional whiplash Inej needs clarification; she gets it.
Warnings: Armour stripping. Recounting/Reliving trauma. Brief graphic imagery of unalive persons. References to human trafficking/SA. Dissociation. Touch starved baddies. Bad coping skills. Horny Jail that leads to nothing. Horny promises. Thirdhand embarrassment - secondhand not strong enough. Kaz recommends (requests) no one read this. 11/10 would do again.
Status: Complete

( Allow me to reinforce that this Horny Jail leads to nothing. )

IT HATCHED!

I found an egg by the river and had it in my pocket all week, I completely forgot about it. And it hatched!

( Look at it! )

Why is everything on this stupid thing in Ravkan when no one speaks it when I try to talk to them? I keep hearing Kerch. This isn't the Ketterdam docks!

[Filtered to Inej]
I woke up...
I miss Matthias so much it hurts and I had an urge for Parem and I can't stop crying...

[Filtered to Jesper]
We should have a drink...

[Filtered to Kaz]
I need a distraction from how badly I miss Matthias. Can we plan a job or get rip roaring drunk?

So there I was, minding my business like I always do, and this little bugger hit me with lightning and ran off. Hurt quite a bit. It seems an awful shame to go after the tiny thing and shoot it. Cute little thing but my pride can't take too many hits like that. It's just embarassing.

Earlier in the day while walking in the woods, Steve Harrington stumble across an elegant white stag. As soon as the stag disappeared, King Oberon appeared to him, and named him as official Lord Of Avalon. In honor of Steve's new nobility, King Oberon and Queen Titania have thrown a grand royal ball starting in the evening, and all are welcome to attend in their finest attire, which the wardrobe room in the TARDIS will provide.

At the stroke of midnight, characters will find themselves onboard the TARDIS, where she will depart Avalon and head off for destinations unknown...

There will be the option of IC/OOC threads in the comments! Have fun!

[Nina tries to type into the phone. Accidentally sends a video of just a toffee with her voice in the background asking "Am I doing this right?"]

Why is there a room entirely dedicated to what appears to be torture devices in the TARDIS?

I would appreciate an explanation.



later
Kaz.

I feel such a fool.

It's for exercise.

Saints.

Jesper.

It’s for exercise!

hmn
how can you tell if a doggo likes you
do dogs eat shoes?
what do dogs like to eat?
did i see the doggo first?
can i keep the doggo?

My kid is a kid and I am not impressed.

At least she's still cute?

I got nothing.

( unfiltered - flist saver )

When the hell are we getting off this rock? Because I'm over it.

Who: Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker
Where: Kaz Brekker's room
When: September 20th
What: The Wraith puts the Bastard of the Barrel to bed
Warnings: Rated Y for Yearning?
Status: Complete

( There were people in her vents. )

... shoot it.

Why not?

I don't know what a phone is, much less a smart one.

What do you mean by one word? I know words, mate. "Smartphone" is not a word.

Yeah? Like a telegraph, you mean?

Yeah.

Well, I'm still going to shoot it.

[sound of gun cocking]

Because it's listening to me! Look all that there! That's everything I've said, and if it doesn't stop--

You and what army?

Tag dump, nothing to see here.