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Tweak says, "We want a shrubbery!"

Jesper Fahey (thepistol) wrote in inthetardisic,
@ 2022-11-09 10:28:00

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!network post, -player: jenjen, -player: maggie, grishaverse: kaz brekker, grishaverse: nina zenik, ~inactive player: ally, ~inactive: jesper fahey

Network | Jesper Fahey
This Pokemon business is a lot more complicated than I was prepared for. He thinks it funny to hit my shin with his little bone weapon instead of the ball I've given him.

[Crows]
This creature is rather intelligent. Do you think I can teach him how to count cards?

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	schemingface 2022-11-09 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I second that it's funny. [Crows] Does this say more about him or you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-11 08:55 am UTC (link)
	You always get laughter from my pain. [Crows] He can count. It's his attention span that's lacking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schemingface 2022-11-11 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	You do tend to get hurt in preventable ways. [Crows] Anything whacking you with a stick is paying the perfect amount of attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Getting jumped during card games is not preventable. [Crows] It's a bone. He also has a fancy helmet that is actually his mother's skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schemingface 2022-11-11 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	You have the options to not play, not cheat, and not go to a club that isn't mine. [Crows] I like him even more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-13 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	These are impossible demands to meet. [Crows] It's supposed to be tragic, Kaz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schemingface 2022-11-13 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you meant to be keeping to stocks these days? [Crows] As are most orphan origins. This one has style. Potential. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-14 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Yes and I do, thank you. Cards are more of a hobby now. There are some days I don't even play a hand. [Crows] I'll make a child of the Barrel out of him yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schemingface 2022-11-14 01:58 am UTC (link)
	And yet still manage to get jumped. [Crows How is he with pockets? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm an unlucky person. You know that. [Crows] He's shorter than them by a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	schemingface 2022-11-14 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Luck is not the problem. [Crows] Only until he hits them with the bone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paymeinwaffles 2022-11-09 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	I need a picture of this. It sounds funny. [Crows] Are you that bored, Jes? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-11 08:56 am UTC (link)
	Come watch for yourself. [Crows] I might be. What of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	paymeinwaffles 2022-11-11 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Where are you? I'll be right there. [Crows] No judgement, that just sounds like a very bored Jesper thing to do. What are you going to do if he's better at counting cards than you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-11 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	In rather large closet, I think. Maybe a room just for coats. There's quite a bit of space and merchandise. [Crows] He cannot count cards better. He's a baby for his species. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	paymeinwaffles 2022-11-11 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	How did you...never mind. [Crows] Okay that's good to know. I have to watch you try to teach him to count cards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't going to stay, but now I've decided I wouldn't mind a new coat. [Crows] There's an audience fee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	paymeinwaffles 2022-11-14 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure a new coat would be nice. [Crows Good luck charging Brekker. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Crows schemingface 2022-11-13 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I could count cards better than you at ten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crows thepistol 2022-11-14 01:11 am UTC (link)
	We're still working on him not hitting me with a bone when he's beat the House. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Crows paymeinwaffles 2022-11-14 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe start with that training first, Jesper? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captainghafa 2022-11-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You sound well suited to each other. [Crows] Can he count? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-11 08:58 am UTC (link)
	I don't hit shins! [Crows] Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainghafa 2022-11-13 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I suspect that's because you're not a foot tall. [Crows] I don't think it's as obvious as you seem to. If you can motivate him to count cards, I'm sure he can be taught. Do you know what motivates him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepistol 2022-11-13 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. We're nothing alike. [Crows] Food. He eats more than Zenik. (Reply to this) (Parent)