I did not expect the sauerkraut ice cream to be a Portkey. It seems a bit obvious now. That's on me.
I also didn't expect the boy and I to get ourselves a little medical look-see. You're welcome, Doc.
I do need to be getting back to the shop, I'm afraid. My apprentice here's very pregnant mum will be on a war path if we don't get back with the tub. We can re-schedule this playdate after I know you're all safe.