Gundam Wing 100 Word Challenge

Challenge: Anthropomorphism
Team: Gundams
Rating: G
Word Count: 100

In the wardrobe, I always endured the jeers of the others... “Get back to the girls’ rooms,” “... Get caught with red socks?” and the like. I ignored them. After all, I was above all of them - I was a favourite!

But sometimes now, I wish I wasn’t. Sharing the washtub with strangers is very difficult.

Those slinky shorts are so suggestive and... well... vulgar. The Chinese silks are so arrogant, they barely condescend to communicate. I’d do anything to avoid touching the filthy, stinky black shirt! Still, at least I get to rub against that cool, green polo neck.

No points were awarded last week.

This week's prompt is #52 - Anthropomorphism

Take those inanimate objects, those nonhuman beings, those natural or supernatural phenomena and give them human qualities and characteristics. 

Make those gundams talk, the swords dance, the roses cackle, guns complain.

Does Wufei's sword thirst for blood?  Does Wing Zero get a thrill out of the job?  If Trowa''s mask could talk would it complain about not getting enough rest?  Is Relena's phone just completely drained? Do Gundams dream?

Give those objects a voice, but do it in just 100 words.