DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@lordruthven: BREAKING NEWS: Public life easier to navigate than ever with nowhere left to go
@lordruthven: Mother of Knockturn Alley gamer laments ID program: 'Now I'll never get him out of the house'
@lordruthven: Madam Umbridge reports new Ministry IDs good for bowel and colon health: 'It will not cause you to evacuate your bowels'
@lordruthven: DMLE considers handcuffing hitwizards to promote safety: 'Our hands just aren't tied enough to protect the public yet'
@lordruthven: Ministry names cobblestones as greatest threat to peace in Diagon Alley: 'A broken ankle could ruin someone's day'

TO: luca's mum

[1] Maybe you and Luca should just leave.
[2] How much money do you need?

TO: mads

[1] Why is there not enough whisky in the world for this bs?

TO: gawain

[1] I need non-work advice.