DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: ❤️ 🦄 😍 ewan mcfredor johnsley 😍 🦄 ❤️

[1] where are you?
[2] where are you?
[3] where are you?
[4] where are you?
[5] where are you?
[6] where are you?
[7] where are you?
[8] where are you?

and so on...

TO: gwenifred

[x] where a
[1] gwen

TO: Chelsea, Baz, Jeremy, Owen, Angelina

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

@deatheaters: We'll really miss you, Layla Fairbourne. [slideshow of pics from Layla's phone (including pics of Layla with Thea and Dempster) set to Nothing Compares 2 U]

a little later...
@OOTP: "Sources from inside the Ministry confirm strange activity in the Floo Department, run by the daughter and sister of confirmed Death Eaters, Victoria Mulciber."
@OOTP: "Possible transgressions include unauthorized and poorly documented use of the Floo, the opening and closing of channels long since removed from the network is the most contentious of them."
@OOTP: "It could be the explanation for why so many witches and wizards have disappeared from their homes without warning, without evidence of the Death Eaters' involvement."
@OOTP: "But for those concerned for their safety, the mere existence of a fireplace in their homes should now be new cause for alarm. Or at least a new area to ward against hostile intruders."
@OOTP: Someone died for this article. And someone else was attacked because of it. Don't let yourself be the next victim because you ignored it. [pic of the whole article]

@deatheaters: RIP Peter Pettigrew. You were such a good Death Eater you got Sirius Black wrongfully imprisoned for twelve years. We respect that.

a little later...
@OOTP: Have you been looking for Undesirable No 1? There was a Potter spotting tonight at Malfoy Manor! Tonight's score was Harry Potter: 1, Death Eaters: -1. No luck next time, @deatheaters!

@deatheaters: We'd like to congratulate Violet Slughorn and fellow Death Eater Dante Avery on their happy news. Welcome to the team, Violet.

@deatheaters: Feeling unsafe? We suggest Mulciber Surveillance and Security, owned and operated by our very own Evelyn Mulciber.

@deatheaters: She hid it well, but Richenza Selwyn was one of us.

ANGELINA, ALICIA, HESTIA.

[1] Hey. How are you?
[2] Can I stay with one of you guys?
[3] Just for a few days.

@OOTP: Time for another #PHOENIXFACTCHECK and a really sad one this time.
@OOTP: Dedalus Diggle did not murder Jeremiah Smyth, Bradford Howard, Osa Middleton, Vernice Cattermole or Ludwig Prosser. @deatheaters did. More specifically, @aestheticwarrior did.
@OOTP: Why else would the Not-So-Great Humberto still be alive? It's not because he's a good magician. It's because he's a Death Eater.
@OOTP: And because the Daily Prophet isn't interested in reporting on it, Delphia Tyndall is safe and recovering from the unforgivable used on her.

@OOTP: In case you missed it, the DMLE hired Death Eater Graham Montague yesterday. So if you had any doubts about whether or not Yaxley's DMLE is here to protect you, put those to rest! It's not.

To: George, Angelina, Lee, Alicia, Katie [group]

[1] Eddie is about to get murdered
[2] By Bellatrix Lestrange

@OOTP: Meanwhile, back at Order headquarters, we're redoubling our efforts to track down the actual terrorists, the @deatheaters.
@OOTP: Don't forget that Corban Yaxley represents the Death Eaters' presence in the DMLE.

To: Graham 😍😘😍 Montague 💀

[1] Delete my number fuckface
[2] WTF did you do to me yesterday?

To: 😇ina Johnsley

[1] Vday do over?

To: Alicia

[1] How are you?

@OOTP: In before the Death Eater media — Gawain Robards was murdered tonight. He wasn't one of us, but he was a good man who sacrificed a lot because he wanted to make our world a better place.
@OOTP: You @deatheaters and their collaborators act like the truth is something you stepped in, but there's going to come a day when what really happened is going to damn every last one of you.
@OOTP: To quote the great Katniss Everdeen, "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us."

@OOTP: Why would we attack a Quidditch match? We were there to help. @deatheaters were there to harm.

@OOTP: Just remember, the Order is here to deal with the @deatheaters scourge.

TO: alicia 🎡net

[1] eddie says it was montague
[2] he asked him and he fessed up

@OOTP: In case you missed it — and let's be honest, the Ministry made sure you did — former Puddlemere and Scottish National Team Chaser Craig Wood was arrested for not sending his daughter back to Hogwarts last week.
@OOTP: Ill and in need of medical treatment, his daughter was sent abroad to recover, but not involving Dolores Umbridge in your parenting decisions is apparently illegal now.
@OOTP: Since when is the letter of the law more important than a child's well-being? Since when is it the Ministry's right to make those decisions for a parent?
@OOTP: If you still think the Ministry has your best interests at heart, you're wrong. It's an eye for an eye with them. Or a father for a daughter. Or the Muggleborn Registration Commission jailing a halfblood.

ETA:
@OOTP: Our story was verified by @deatheaters!

@deatheaters: @roguemomstaffer Uh huh. Thank you for standing by doing nothing while Wood was lead to DMLE holding and then hooting about it to make yourself feel better I guess.

TO: queen ang 👑

[1] don't be alarmed but i'm moving my bed to the sofa
[2] just so you didn't think i'm having a permanent houseguest or something
[3] cause lol at this rate i'm never getting laid again tbh

@OOTP: #PHOENIXFACTCHECK time!
@OOTP: Dedalus Diggle has a seven year old. Do you think the @deatheaters checked to make sure she was out of the house before they burned it down? They didn't.
@OOTP: But also, you tried, @deatheaters. [pic of dedalus looking charred in his pajamas, flipping the camera off]
@OOTP: If our fate is rising from the ashes, you're off to a great start.

TO: fred johnsley

find out why eddie wants to be just friends (??????????????) with alicia!

( 🎄🎄 the annual quidditch charity calendar 🎄🎄 )

@OOTP: Here are those names you asked for, @kettleburndp. These are sixteen muggleborns we rescued from Diagon Alley.

@OOTP: Arja Bull has one of the most recognisable voices on the WWN after Celestina Warbeck. She's been on popular WWN serials for years. She registered for the MRC and lost everything.

@OOTP: Elias Chadwick is a Healer. His entire life he's wanted to help people. He's tried to help the Wandless as much as he could, but the MRC took his wand from him.

@OOTP: Gerardo Flores emigrated from El Salvador when he was very young. At 11 he was invited to Hogwarts and Castelobruxo, but he picked Hogwarts because he used to really love it here.

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@OOTP: .@TheDailyProphet wants you to think the Ministry has the best interests of the Wandless at heart.
@OOTP: But should you trust a DMLE head who calls them creatures? Time for another #PHOENIXFACTCHECK
@OOTP: Chances are you walk by these PEOPLE every day. You see the conditions they live in. And now the Ministry has made it impossible to leave.
@OOTP: If there was any doubt they were prisoners surely this latest move from the Ministry has answered that question.
@OOTP: As for protecting the Wandless from "a rash of abductions"? They were only creepy and troubling because Death Eaters made a mess of things.
@OOTP: And as for being abducted at all? They're safe now. Which is more than can be said for the Wandless the Ministry claim to be protecting.

@OOTP: THIS JUST IN: Remember when @TheDailyProphet said Remus Lupin murdered a child? Time for a #PHOENIXFACTCHECK
@OOTP: There's no DRCMC report. No reported deaths in that area. And multiple sources verifying he took Wolfsbane that night and every other moon.
@OOTP: Don't believe anything you read in @TheDailyProphet
@OOTP: Oh and he wanted me to pass a message along, @emulciber. Hour 19 and he's still kicking! Enjoy the house.