DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

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disordersocial

[1] So I'm going to need the blow by blow
[2] Especially the sword part

[1] 😗
[2] 😙
[3] 😚
[4] 😘
[5] 😉
[6] 😏
[7] 🍆💦

gwrach
disordersocial

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

wiggles
disordersocial

[1] I’m really sorry, Dearborn.
[x] Is this why you stopped coming to work
[2] Please let me know if there’s anything I can do.

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disordersocial

Owen.

kevinsdad
disordersocial

[1] I need you to help me plan how to be completely arse naked in front of Death Eaters and to not die in the process.
[2] (I don't know if I'll actually have to be naked yet but I figure it's better to plan for it than to not since I have a bunch of plans for this while clothed.)

acejordan
disordersocial

[1] I’m sorry
[2] Do you want me to come over?
[3] You can come here too, I’ll make you something to eat after we finish that bottle of wine

[1] I’m sure you’ve been hearing this a lot already
[2] but if you need anything, if there’s anything I can do. Let me know.
[3] No limits.

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disordersocial

[1] heyyyyyyyyy
[2] so what are you doing?
[3] are you working?
[4] bc it would be best if you weren't working rn
[5] so you can come out with me
[6] mum can babysit

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] hi so
[2] we were going to come home now but i think you guys should come here instead
[3] ASAP

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disordersocial

[1] are you still getting mail
[2] just wondering

[1] hey
[2] what're you wearing? 😉

[1] heyyyy G
[2] sup

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disordersocial

[1] I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I think we should have sex
[2] Just once. Just to get it out of our systems.
[3] We’re intelligent and mature adults.
[4] This isn’t going to be a problem.
[5] Just this one time.
[...]
[6] Obviously I’m quoting Baz.

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] let's talk halloween costumes
[2] SCOOBY GANG
[3] c as daphne, g as velma, jez as shaggy, yours truly as fred
[4] owen you and kev can be scooby and scrappy

ravensidekick
disordersocial

[1] I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING
[2] No, that's a lie: I do understand exactly what's happening
[3] And I'm super-freaking out about it
[4] What are we going to do????

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disordersocial

We need to talk about Kevin.