May. 29th, 2018 at 8:12 PM
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[1] I'm heading to Hogsmeade to get some interviews for the paper.
[2] Not that paper, the other paper.
[3] Want to come with me? I'm sure they'd welcome you as help or something.
[4] Love you.
[1] Hi.
[2] Were you at the school last night?
[1] How is the ear of a corn like an army?
[one minute later]
[2] They both have a lot of kernels/colonels
[1] So.
[2] I hesitate to ask.
[3] But have you fallen in love with anyone yet today?
[1] You're coming here tonight.
[2] Okay?
[1] The wards are down at the warehouse.
[2] Sneaking this evening’s Beacon into the printed Prophet copies seemed easier though, likely less magical defence around it due to the same problems.
[1] What do you call a group of babies?
[two minutes later]
[2] An infantry
[1] I was going to hext you earlier.
[2] I thought Lola had eaten chocolate and all I could remember was that it was poisonous to dogs.
[3] She hadn't though.
[4] Hi.
[5] How are you?
[6] I'm glad I didn't murder my mother's dog.
[1] The good part about today is that all chocolates are wicked cheap!
[2] 🎉
[1] Lay it on me
[2] How long are you going to mock me for this?
[1] Lol Idek what happened
[2] I owe you lunch
[1] Were you at the party yesterday?
[1] SOS!
[2] It's happened again!
[...]
[3] Sorry! I'm not dying or hooking up with that guy from the Department of Mysteries again, even if it sounded like it!
[4] I need your brains to come up with good excuses to get out of this purist charity event without pissing everyone off.
[5] STAT.
[1] How many coffees have you had?
[2] This is Joe, btw
[3] Hello
[1] Where are you?
[2] I'm coming to get Luca
[1] If you come over with wine (or something stronger) tonight I'll be your best friend forever
(1) Madam Bellatrix Lestrange, a concerned citizen and respected member of magical society
(2) wtaf
(1) remember when we had real jobs?