DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@deatheaters: We'll really miss you, Layla Fairbourne. [slideshow of pics from Layla's phone (including pics of Layla with Thea and Dempster) set to Nothing Compares 2 U]

a little later...
@OOTP: "Sources from inside the Ministry confirm strange activity in the Floo Department, run by the daughter and sister of confirmed Death Eaters, Victoria Mulciber."
@OOTP: "Possible transgressions include unauthorized and poorly documented use of the Floo, the opening and closing of channels long since removed from the network is the most contentious of them."
@OOTP: "It could be the explanation for why so many witches and wizards have disappeared from their homes without warning, without evidence of the Death Eaters' involvement."
@OOTP: "But for those concerned for their safety, the mere existence of a fireplace in their homes should now be new cause for alarm. Or at least a new area to ward against hostile intruders."
@OOTP: Someone died for this article. And someone else was attacked because of it. Don't let yourself be the next victim because you ignored it. [pic of the whole article]

@deatheaters: RIP Peter Pettigrew. You were such a good Death Eater you got Sirius Black wrongfully imprisoned for twelve years. We respect that.

a little later...
@OOTP: Have you been looking for Undesirable No 1? There was a Potter spotting tonight at Malfoy Manor! Tonight's score was Harry Potter: 1, Death Eaters: -1. No luck next time, @deatheaters!

@deatheaters: We'd like to congratulate Violet Slughorn and fellow Death Eater Dante Avery on their happy news. Welcome to the team, Violet.

@deatheaters: Feeling unsafe? We suggest Mulciber Surveillance and Security, owned and operated by our very own Evelyn Mulciber.

@deatheaters: She hid it well, but Richenza Selwyn was one of us.

@deatheaters: Thank you to @lumosmaxima for finally noticing our Bath handiwork and letting everyone know!
@deatheaters: We value all news sources dedicated to sharing our exploits with the public.
@deatheaters: Just remember, Death Eaters are here to deal with the muggle scourge.

@deatheaters: Tonight we have killed the Order of the Phoenix Vigilante Dedalus Diggle.
@deatheaters: We also sent his house up in flames.
@deatheaters: To the rest of the Phoenixes: You are not hidden, you are not safe.
@deatheaters: We will find you one by one and let you share Diggle's fate.