DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

inoneearnout
disordersocial

@weasleyww: As you may or may not have heard correctly, there was indeed a large explosion at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in Diagon Alley late last Monday, March 5th.
@weasleyww: We apologize for the slow update, but all employees and residents made it out safely. No customers were harmed.
@weasleyww: While the DMLE might not give a puffskin's turd about the real terrorists these days, we know that this was the work of Death Eaters. Guess they not only hate Muggleborns, but also FUN!! What a shock.
@weasleyww: Unfortunately the damage was extensive enough we are having to close our Diagon location until further notice, and will be on a bit of a hiatus while we recover and recoup. But don't you worry, humour-lovers of Wizarding Britain!
@weasleyww: This isn't the last of us. We're way too stubborn for that. Stay tuned for future updates.

pranking
disordersocial

[1] Eddie is about to get murdered
[2] By Bellatrix Lestrange

inoneearnout
disordersocial

[1] Uh, why does mum have a witzagram now?
[2] Does this mean no hols is safe?

inoneearnout
disordersocial

@weasleyww: [surveillance video posted of Graham Montague getting knocked on his arse in front of WWW]
@weasleyww: Sorry, Montague, no Death Eaters welcome at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Our clientele have too much class for the likes of you.