DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: Owen

[1] So I'm going to need the blow by blow
[2] Especially the sword part

TO: Baz 😍

[1] 😗
[2] 😙
[3] 😚
[4] 😘
[5] 😉
[6] 😏
[7] 🍆💦

TO: Chelsea, Baz, Jeremy, Owen, Angelina

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

TO: Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️

[1] i'm going to collapse and die on the couch
[2] don't let toby gnaw on my corpse

TO: Jez 😍

[1] nora and rhys are safe in brazil
[2] everything else is shit
[3] how's your night going?

TO: Baz, Jeremy [Group Hext]

[1] Jeremy, are you busy right now?
[2] I need help with something
[3] Everything's okay

TO: Dafydd

[1] Please call me when you get this
[2] I need to talk to you
[3] It's important

Later:
TO: Grace

[1] Hey
[2] Are you free? I need to talk to you

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi [Group Hext]

[1] I saw something on the journals
[2] Lakshmi, are you alright?
[3] Are both of you alright?

TO: Jez 😍

[1] i think i have to leave
[2] nora can't stay here

TO: Owen

Owen.

TO: Baz 😍

[1] hey so
[2] Some shit's gone down and I'm going to be a while
[3] Just wanted to give you a heads up
[...]
[4] Love you

TO: Jez 😍

[x] hey i'm sorry about
[x] i still think we should leave but maybe
[x] are you still mad
[1] you up?

TO: Dickhead

[1] what are you wearing
[2] oh sorry, wrong number
[3] [...] what have you been up to lately

TO: Jez 💞

[1] hypothetically
[2] how do you feel about brazil
[3] and/or moving to brazil

TO: Jeremy

[1] I need you to help me plan how to be completely arse naked in front of Death Eaters and to not die in the process.
[2] (I don't know if I'll actually have to be naked yet but I figure it's better to plan for it than to not since I have a bunch of plans for this while clothed.)

TO: Jez 💞

[1] hey
[2] what did one borg say to another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?

( wiztagram )

TO: Baz 😍

hey, baz?

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] hey
[2] hey jez
[3] jeremy
[4] jezza
[5] have you listened to it yet?

TO: Owen

[1] heyyyyyyyyy
[2] so what are you doing?
[3] are you working?
[4] bc it would be best if you weren't working rn
[5] so you can come out with me
[6] mum can babysit

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] Guess who just checked into the Gentle Green
[2] Rodolphus Lestrange
[3] I think I'm having a panic attack lol

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] Jeremy
[2] Jez
[3] I have something important to tell you
[4] 🚨🚨🚨🚨

TO: CLASS OF '08 [Group]

[1] Should we have a Christmas party
[2] Should we do a Secret Santa
[3] It's time to get festive
[4] And pretend we aren't two seconds away from having our every move tracked

( wiztagram )

TO: Gwen 📝, Owen👮🏻, Jeremy 😍, Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️

[1] hi so
[2] we were going to come home now but i think you guys should come here instead
[3] ASAP

TO: Owen 🤡

[1] are you still getting mail
[2] just wondering

TO: Baz 😏

[1] hey
[2] what're you wearing? 😉

TO: Gwen 📰

[1] heyyyy G
[2] sup

TO: Nora 👩🏽‍⚕️

[1] i'm meeting jez to go see happy death day
[2] it's not a date
[3] i have changed outfits four times?

TO: Jez 🔥

[1] what if we got dinner and drinks first
[2] just a thought

( Omails to Jeremy Dearborn and Baz Snell )

TO: Jez 🔥

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THE NEXT DAY AT 10AM:

[1] hey
[2] so I was thinking what are you wearing 😉

LATER:

TO: Gwen 📝 and Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️

[1] everything sucks lately
[2] let's cuddle again

TO: Owen

[1] I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I think we should have sex
[2] Just once. Just to get it out of our systems.
[3] We’re intelligent and mature adults.
[4] This isn’t going to be a problem.
[5] Just this one time.
[...]
[6] Obviously I’m quoting Baz.

TO: Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️ and Gwen 📝

[1] do either of you want a REGULAR coffee from starbeaks
[2] consider it my last gift to you before i move away forever

LATER:

TO: Jeremy 👨🏻‍⚕️

[x] hey there
[x] what's up
[x] haha yesterday was so wild, right?
[x] u up?
[1] hi!
[2] sorry if yesterday was weird.