DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: "Mon chaton"

[1] Hello my dear wonderful love of my life always and forever wife.
[2] You need to leave work immediately.
[3] Do not pass go.
[4] Do not collect £200.
[5] THREAT LEVEL PLAID!!

@wheresbellasknife Hey @deatheaters!
@wheresbellasknife Can you please let dear Beallatrix know I have found her knife?
@wheresbellasknife Turns out it was embedded in my side from her stabbing me this whole time!
@wheresbellasknife picture
@wheresbellasknife This little bugger is holding onto it for me right now, but who knows where it will show up next!
@wheresbellasknife Follow this handle on Hooter and Wizta for updates.
@wheresbellasknife 😘



OOC: Please pretend that knife is the curse knife please and thank you.

[TO] "Mon chou" "Dedalus" "Remus" "Tonks" "Hestia" (group text)

[1] Reports from a Knockturn party with a very eclectic guest list:
[2] In attendance were the usual Knockturn set (inc both the Borgin & Burke children), Bellatrix and Rabastan Lestrange, Noelle Zabini (who "really" isn't from Knockturn at all, actually!), that greasy haired Snatcher
[3] Birdie Proudfoot (the American Auror), that child writer, and the Malfoys, who I suspect will be burning everything they wore to the event thrice over once they return home.
[4] Fred and George were also there, which is why I'm not including Arthur and Molly in these hexts. George and I had a great time pretending we only distantly knew one another.
[5] There was a prize for ugliest sweater and another which was a coffin, and there appeared to be bets going on behind me about which guest would need it first.
[7] Lestrange and Zabini appear to be an item, which if rumours of past trends are anything to go by, I'm quite happy for her to end up doing us all a favour eventually. Although there was definitely some tension between the Malfoys and one of the White Wyvern barmaids.
[8] Proudfoot and I may have become friends of a sort???
[9] I have definitely become one of those women who hexts her husband while we're both in the same house.

TO: "Mon chaton"

[1] picture
[2] I have never been more happy about maintaining Laburnum Gardens as out address as I am right now.
[3] Hmmm.
[4] Perhaps we should leave the IDs there until we figure out what's going on with these things.

TO: "Mon chaton"

[1] Lina.
[2] I think I've dislocated my shoulder.
[3] Either that or I have an ovarian cyst.
[4] I'm not sure this WebMD is very accurate.

[TO] "Sturgis"

[1] What is this Thor: Ragnarok?

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