[TO] "Mon chou" "Dedalus" "Remus" "Tonks" "Hestia" (group text)
[1] Reports from a Knockturn party with a very eclectic guest list:
[2] In attendance were the usual Knockturn set (inc both the Borgin & Burke children), Bellatrix and Rabastan Lestrange, Noelle Zabini (who "really" isn't from Knockturn at all, actually!), that greasy haired Snatcher
[3] Birdie Proudfoot (the American Auror), that child writer, and the Malfoys, who I suspect will be burning everything they wore to the event thrice over once they return home.
[4] Fred and George were also there, which is why I'm not including Arthur and Molly in these hexts. George and I had a great time pretending we only distantly knew one another.
[5] There was a prize for ugliest sweater and another which was a coffin, and there appeared to be bets going on behind me about which guest would need it first.
[7] Lestrange and Zabini appear to be an item, which if rumours of past trends are anything to go by, I'm quite happy for her to end up doing us all a favour eventually. Although there was definitely some tension between the Malfoys and one of the White Wyvern barmaids.
[8] Proudfoot and I may have become friends of a sort???
[9] I have definitely become one of those women who hexts her husband while we're both in the same house.