DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

disordernpcs
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@starbeaks: We here at Starbeaks are over the full moon for the Boy Who Lived and the Order of the Phoenix! That's why tomorrow we're honouring them with the PHOENIX LATTE!
@starbeaks: The PHOENIX LATTE is a fiery crazyberry white chocolate mocha with an explosive fairy dust sprinkle that's guaranteed to save your morning! The extra mood boosting invigoration draught helps too.
@starbeaks: Our delicious buttery croissant will also be in the shape of Harry Potter's signature lightning bolt all day tomorrow too so don't forget to pick one up while supplies last!
@starbeaks: Our baristas are eager to serve you after our stores closed today for drink intensivity training!

cymru
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@ArRhysCdwlldr: Thank you to everyone who fought bravely for a better wizarding world
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Looking forward to a new Ministry that will be there to serve all people, regardless of blood, species, or other differences
@ArRhysCdwlldr: My thoughts go out to everyone who has lost someone; this war should never have happened in the first place
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Let's also not forget to support the victims in all of this, and to help them get back their rightful places in society
@ArRhysCdwlldr: [A list of charities supporting Muggleborns and other people victimised by the war]
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Take care of each other; we're stronger together than apart
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Our differences only make our society richer, and learning from one another can only make us all better
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Solidarity with all who are striving to make the world a better and more inclusive place.

[1] How are Terry and the twins doing?
[2] I heard what happened

TO: Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt <kshacklebolt@mom.org>
FROM: Rhys Cadwallader <rbccadwallader@dewin.cymru>

SUBJECT: Congratulations

Minister (and fellow former Auror) Shacklebolt,

I can't think of a better man for the job. Congratulations.

Please see attached for a gift certificate to my favourite stationery store—you'll need to up your organisational game.

Respectfully yours,
R. Cadwallader

sentimentalist
disordersocial

@roguemomstaffer: Since I had to leave the Ministry and go into hiding, anonymity seems futile. Hi everybody. Percy Weasley here. And like I've been saying for months, your republic is under attack.
@roguemomstaffer: Want an example? This morning's [LINK] show with Minister Thicknesse. Something smells off, right? Besides the SMELL OF BURNING TECHNOLOGY (which is really bad for you, by the way) ...
@roguemomstaffer: Well, I know what it is. I've been hypothesizing for months that the Minister has been under the Imperius Curse. I watched him seem comatose, spend hours in his office in meetings, tow a party line he historically did not support.
@roguemomstaffer: But it's been recently confirmed to me that my fears are validated. I watched one person in particular visit the Minister's office more than anyone else. I dealt with Bellatrix Lestrange's Cruciatus Curse because of his direction.
@roguemomstaffer: Pius Thicknesse is currently under the Imperius Curse and that curse is being held by Corban Yaxley.
@roguemomstaffer: PS I hope you're listening to international media. My husband tells it like it is, too. [LINK]

johnsons
disordersocial

@deatheaters: We'll really miss you, Layla Fairbourne. [slideshow of pics from Layla's phone (including pics of Layla with Thea and Dempster) set to Nothing Compares 2 U]

a little later...
@OOTP: "Sources from inside the Ministry confirm strange activity in the Floo Department, run by the daughter and sister of confirmed Death Eaters, Victoria Mulciber."
@OOTP: "Possible transgressions include unauthorized and poorly documented use of the Floo, the opening and closing of channels long since removed from the network is the most contentious of them."
@OOTP: "It could be the explanation for why so many witches and wizards have disappeared from their homes without warning, without evidence of the Death Eaters' involvement."
@OOTP: "But for those concerned for their safety, the mere existence of a fireplace in their homes should now be new cause for alarm. Or at least a new area to ward against hostile intruders."
@OOTP: Someone died for this article. And someone else was attacked because of it. Don't let yourself be the next victim because you ignored it. [pic of the whole article]

spinnets
disordersocial

@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall [the 12th take of a video of Nesta Boot, in which after an hour of coaching, she tells her daughter she loves her and it's not her fault]
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall this shouldn't have been so h
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall 💜💜💜

safekeep
disordersocial

@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal I don't know if this is possible, and I understand if the risk is too big
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal But if it can happen safely, can Nesta Boot contact her daughter Lumos?
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal We can use this Hooter account if necessary to facilitate the conversation
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal But Lumos is having a really tough time and we think this would help a little bit

madsavage
disordersocial

@rogueaurors: Hugo Nott likes to act the genial old man, but shockingly~? He’s every inch the Death Eater he pretends he’s been imperiused to be.
@rogueaurors: He even had his wife lie for him on the stand so he could deny his loyalties. Honestly I’m surprised he was allowed back into the fold after that. At least he’s not long for this world.

disordernpcs
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@butnottforme: DM @rogueaurors Hugo Nott is a Death Eater, a murderer, a criminal and I have proof.
@butnottforme: I know this is all common knowledge. What you don't know is that he was hit by a curse in the DOM.
@butnottforme: He has been attempting to stop it with some dark magic but it's spreading, it'll kill him eventually.
@butnottforme: He wants to maintain that he was Imperiused should he need to. He'll use his injury in his favour.
@butnottforme: He is a liar and a murderer. I hope these will help you convict him one day.
@butnottforme: She was weak and loved him, but not without keeping insurance against him.
[Attached: photos of diary pages from Elsa Nott, detailing the times she testified for H. Nott at trial and covered for his crimes.]

johnsons
disordersocial

@deatheaters: RIP Peter Pettigrew. You were such a good Death Eater you got Sirius Black wrongfully imprisoned for twelve years. We respect that.

a little later...
@OOTP: Have you been looking for Undesirable No 1? There was a Potter spotting tonight at Malfoy Manor! Tonight's score was Harry Potter: 1, Death Eaters: -1. No luck next time, @deatheaters!

johnsons
disordersocial

@deatheaters: We'd like to congratulate Violet Slughorn and fellow Death Eater Dante Avery on their happy news. Welcome to the team, Violet.

johnsons
disordersocial

@deatheaters: Feeling unsafe? We suggest Mulciber Surveillance and Security, owned and operated by our very own Evelyn Mulciber.

johnsons
disordersocial

@deatheaters: She hid it well, but Richenza Selwyn was one of us.

enquire
disordersocial

@theodoratravers: Ministry of Magic attacked today by vigilante group Order of the Phoenix.
@theodoratravers: 1 casualty, with [number] injured reported so far.
@theodoratravers: One attacker identified as Hw Madeline Savage, confirmed member of @OOTP. Ar Yaxley warns she is wanded & dangerous pls contact DMLE if you encounter
@theodoratravers: Will continue to update. Full report in @thedailyprophet tomorrow. Pls omail ttravers@dailyprophet.mag if you have any more information

johnsons
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@OOTP: Time for another #PHOENIXFACTCHECK and a really sad one this time.
@OOTP: Dedalus Diggle did not murder Jeremiah Smyth, Bradford Howard, Osa Middleton, Vernice Cattermole or Ludwig Prosser. @deatheaters did. More specifically, @aestheticwarrior did.
@OOTP: Why else would the Not-So-Great Humberto still be alive? It's not because he's a good magician. It's because he's a Death Eater.
@OOTP: And because the Daily Prophet isn't interested in reporting on it, Delphia Tyndall is safe and recovering from the unforgivable used on her.

madsavage
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@rogueaurors: The etymology of the word Auror is lost to time, but one of the likely origins is Aurora, Roman goddess of the dawn.
@rogueaurors: Each morning she flew across the sky, announcing the arrival of the sun.
@rogueaurors: The Auror Office was the light against the dark, and it’s no wonder YKW and his Death Eaters were so scared they dismantled the office and destroyed our records.
@rogueaurors: You can demote us, humiliate us, intimidate us, fire us, kill us, but we’re not going away.
@rogueaurors: Corban Yaxley, you’re a disgrace to the title of both Auror and Head of the DMLE and it won’t be long before you’re permanently stripped of both.