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@starbeaks: We here at Starbeaks are over the full moon for the Boy Who Lived and the Order of the Phoenix! That's why tomorrow we're honouring them with the PHOENIX LATTE!
@starbeaks: The PHOENIX LATTE is a fiery crazyberry white chocolate mocha with an explosive fairy dust sprinkle that's guaranteed to save your morning! The extra mood boosting invigoration draught helps too.
@starbeaks: Our delicious buttery croissant will also be in the shape of Harry Potter's signature lightning bolt all day tomorrow too so don't forget to pick one up while supplies last!
@starbeaks: Our baristas are eager to serve you after our stores closed today for drink intensivity training!

The extra mood boosting invigoration draught will give drinks a burst of energy and a sense of euphoria that lasts for a few hours.

@starbeaks: We'd like to apologise for the love potion in yesterday's confidence boosting strawberry honey caramel syrup. The employee responsible has been dealt with and reported to the DMLE!
@starbeaks: Love is a many Splenda® thing, but Starbeaks doesn't condone the use of potions to acheive it!
@starbeaks: Bring in yesterday's receipt for a free coffee and scone on us!

@starbeaks: We apologise to all our customers for the unfortunate mixup in our recipe today. We know it's hard enough to keep a secret as it is!
@starbeaks: For anyone affected by our Friday the 13th curse, we're going to put our galleons where our beaks are and offer you a free coffee this weekend! Follow our hooter to redeem!