byron kettleburn (byron) wrote in disordersocial, @ 2017-12-05 02:39:00 |
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@lordruthven: BREAKING NEWS: Public life easier to navigate than ever with nowhere left to go
@lordruthven: Mother of Knockturn Alley gamer laments ID program: 'Now I'll never get him out of the house'
@lordruthven: Madam Umbridge reports new Ministry IDs good for bowel and colon health: 'It will not cause you to evacuate your bowels'
@lordruthven: DMLE considers handcuffing hitwizards to promote safety: 'Our hands just aren't tied enough to protect the public yet'
@lordruthven: Ministry names cobblestones as greatest threat to peace in Diagon Alley: 'A broken ankle could ruin someone's day'