DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

(Hexts sent, unanswered over 12 hours)

TO: L

[1] Is this some kind of joke?
[2] What the hell is this Layla
[3] Seriously??? Now? Keats is dead
[4] I’m not in the space to entertain whatever this is
[...]
[5] ANSWER YOUR PHONE
[6] I swear to fuck I am going to ki dump out all of that juice you like
[7] right down the drain. I’ll burn your clothes.
[...]
[8] Where are you?
[9] this isn’t funny. If you’re hurt or dead somewhere
[10] I will never forgive you
[...]
[11] How could you just leave?
[12] After everything.
[13] What the FUCK
[...]
[X] Your letter what am I supposed to
[14] Please answer your phone.
[15] Please.

TO: Dumpster

[1] I could use a drink
[2] I don't care if it's Sunday
[3] You have to oblige me in this.

( (Undelivered) Hexts to Katie Bell over the last 72 hours )

TO: T 💔

[1] Change that to 'your night better not be more interesting than mine'
[2] There's reports and stuff
[3] Lmk how you are?
[...]
[4] Thea.

TO: Vic

[1] There's some wireless reports on right now please tell me you didn't die at some stupid purist party eating weird pastries.

STARTED/UNSENT LATER:
TO: Al

[...]
[x] If you had something to do [...]
[x] I hope you're not hur

TO: Layla & Percy (group)

[1] selfie of Oliver & Percy on a beach at sunset
[2] 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💒

[TO:] Layla

[x]why
[x]i can't delete you
[x]you really suck
[x]can you tell me
[x]would you have hurt
[1] why?
[2] now that i don't feel like i'm hyperventilating in hell itself
[3] i think i can ask you why?

TO: 🚫🚫layla 💀🍽🚫🚫

[1] i don't get it
[2] i've been thinking about it
[3] but i don't get it

Layla

[1] Why?
[2] I can make an educated guess, but.
[3] Why go that far?
[4] I don't hate you.
[5] I just don't understand how you could do that to Alicia. Or Angelina. Or anyone, really.
[6] But I do believe that caring and being a DE are not automatically mutually exclusive.
[7] People are complicated.

TO: V

[1] I need to come over
[2] Probably indefinitely
[3] See network

Layla

[1] What the fuck????
[2] I have no words for you
[3] No, I have a LOT of words
[4] I hate you, first up. I thought you cared about us.
[5] You always looked out for us.
[6] You tried to kill Alicia and Angelina
[7] You lied to EVERYONE
[8] I’m not mad I’m beyond mad
[9] Don’t you touch any of them because I will make sure you are very sorry for what you’ve done
[x] I can’t believe you’re one of them
[10] What the FUCK
[11] Wait strike that I don’t want to know don’t even talk to me

Big Brother 👴🏻

[1] You should come home for Sunday dinner.
[2] And help me make sure Layla can never come in the house ever.

TO: ROLF

I LITERALLY have SO MUCH to tell you

TO: Richenza Selwyn

[x] Hi
[x] Hi
[x] HI
[x] HELLO
[x] HI
[1] HI

TO: Layla

did you listen to THE PODCAST

@deatheaters: Thank you to @lumosmaxima for finally noticing our Bath handiwork and letting everyone know!
@deatheaters: We value all news sources dedicated to sharing our exploits with the public.
@deatheaters: Just remember, Death Eaters are here to deal with the muggle scourge.

TO: 🦁

[1] Remember that thing we were NEVER to talk about?
[2] We need to talk about it.

TO: 02 losers

[1] We should drink
[2] At a time and a place.
[3] I've already started if tonight is an option.

TO: T 😘

[1] Okay not to, like, question your journalism skills
[2] But are these quotes real?
[3] This is the most hilarious (and probably saddest since they're probably real) thing I've read in a long time

@deatheaters: Tonight we have killed the Order of the Phoenix Vigilante Dedalus Diggle.
@deatheaters: We also sent his house up in flames.
@deatheaters: To the rest of the Phoenixes: You are not hidden, you are not safe.
@deatheaters: We will find you one by one and let you share Diggle's fate.

( Excerpts from The Seeing Eye )

TO: Francine

[1] I saw your posters
[2] You're definitely not getting one then?
[3] Work is complying fully so either I get one or I lose my job
[4] But I can still come protest with you if you want

TO: Thea

I have a brilliant idea.

TO: Francine

[X] Hey so
[X] Are you
[X] You're not dead right
[X] Hey sup Francine just checking in, yk, in case you ran into a BOGGART or something W I L D
[X] :((((

TO: POISON IVY 🥀 (Richenza)

[1] So it was done yesterday
[2] You're very WELCOME
[3] So be nice to her

TO: Al

[1] Hey

TO: Gryffindor Friends

Fabrique tonight. No excuses.

TO: Gryffindor Friends (Group)

[1] So!
[2] Friday the 13th upcoming.
[3] What stupid thing are we doing?
[4] Answer: Probably going out and getting sloshed.
[5] And then daring each other to run through cemeteries I'm sure.

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