DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: Rhys

[1] hi hi hi 😁
[2] how’s things?

TO: Lakshmi + Lumos + Jess

[1] hello lovelies!
[2] do any of you perchance have some pjs i can borrow?
[3] I am super over this hospital robe

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Javi. Llewellyn. Rafael. Leo.
[2] Cressida. Maribel. Rafaela. Annie.
[3] Is it too soon to do this?
[4] It might be too soon to do this

TO: Baz 🎙️

[1] Baz
[2] Bazzy
[3] Baz
[4] Baz
[5] Are you busy?

[HOOTS]

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Thank you to everyone who fought bravely for a better wizarding world
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Looking forward to a new Ministry that will be there to serve all people, regardless of blood, species, or other differences
@ArRhysCdwlldr: My thoughts go out to everyone who has lost someone; this war should never have happened in the first place
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Let's also not forget to support the victims in all of this, and to help them get back their rightful places in society
@ArRhysCdwlldr: [A list of charities supporting Muggleborns and other people victimised by the war]
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Take care of each other; we're stronger together than apart
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Our differences only make our society richer, and learning from one another can only make us all better
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Solidarity with all who are striving to make the world a better and more inclusive place.

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[HEXTS]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Lakshmi 🦅 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] How are Terry and the twins doing?
[2] I heard what happened

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[OMAIL]

TO: Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt <kshacklebolt@mom.org>
FROM: Rhys Cadwallader <rbccadwallader@dewin.cymru>

SUBJECT: Congratulations

Minister (and fellow former Auror) Shacklebolt,

I can't think of a better man for the job. Congratulations.

Please see attached for a gift certificate to my favourite stationery store—you'll need to up your organisational game.

Respectfully yours,
R. Cadwallader

TO: R. CADWALLADER

[1] Hi. I hope you're well.
[2] I don't know if you've heard the news yet. I'm sure you have.
[3] But if this makes no sense, please say.
[...]
[4] If it does, Jasper and I wanted to know if you'd be available for a Skype call once we know more.

TO: Rhys

[1] I'm not sure if you've heard, but YKW is dead.
[2] Definitely dead. Harry killed him at Hogwarts.
[3] Remus and I are okay.

TO: Nora 😍

[1] Thinking of you 💛
[2] [these pics]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] Are you okay?
[2] Wheatbuck himself said he was being a dick (not in those words, but I figured)

TO: Former Aurors 🚨& Nora 😍(group)

[1] What's happening over there?
[2] Look at this good Auror I saw today [a picture of a magical police dog, but it's a Canadian police dog--sorry, he's not taking chances]

TO: Rhys 🐉

[1] Rhys
[2] How are you doing?
[...]
[3] I think I've upset Lumos

( Hooter DMs to Rhys Cadwallader )

( Hooter DMs to Madeline Savage )

( Omail to Percy Weasley & Oliver Wood )

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Rhys
[2] Rhys Rhys Rhys
[3] Have they got any sherbet at the shop
[4] It's so hot :(
[5] I love you!

TO: Baz, Rhys (Group)

[1] We're sending another package in a couple of days
[2] Do you need anything?
[3] Or just surprises

TO: Dafydd, Rhys (Group)

[1] How's France?
[2] Have you got the accent down yet
[3] And do you need anything from Rio? We're sending a package

TO: Grace, Rhys (Group)

[1] Grace
[2] Rhys has an embarrassing puffin story that he definitely doesn't want getting out
[3] So you should definitely ask him about it

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi, Rhys (Group)

[1] Hey guys
[2] How have you been?
[x] We haven't heard anything too terrible lately and
[3] When is school done? It's got to be getting soon, right?

TO: [Rhys & Nora's friends and family incl. Former Aurors]

[1] I hope you're all doing well
[2] Nora, Pea, Carrot, and I miss you all
[3] I'm doing much better, thank you for the well wishes!
[4] Since I'm not there to make you hot chocolate in person, here's a couple of pick-me-ups:
[5] [a link to a playlist of some of his favourite relaxing symphonies and a link to a digital copy of a very long and very thorough book on Japanese defensive magic that he found interesting]
[6] Best wishes, R.

TO: Dafydd & Baz [separately]

[1] [a nice photo of Nora, Rhys, Pea, and Carrot looking alive, well, and happy and waving at the camera]
[2] All of our love! Hope you are well!

( Wizta from Cadwallapuffs )

TO: Rhys Cadwallader & Nora Cadwallader

[1] It's JMD, hey.
[2] Heard about you, R.
[3] Shocking news aside, you're all okay?

@ArRhysCdwlldr: We apologise for the previous content; this account is no long run by Death Eaters and the following video is safe to watch:
@ArRhysCdwlldr:

( [video posted to this Hooter] )

@ArRhysCdwlldr: #TheEndOfEndOfAnAuror #MAXimumJERK #AVERYbadperson

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Time's up
@ArRhysCdwlldr: [Link to video] #theendofanauror

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Help

ten minutes later

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Will it get here in time?
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Follow #theendofanauror to find out
@ArRhysCdwlldr: You won't want to miss this

@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall [the 12th take of a video of Nesta Boot, in which after an hour of coaching, she tells her daughter she loves her and it's not her fault]
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall this shouldn't have been so h
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall 💜💜💜

@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal I don't know if this is possible, and I understand if the risk is too big
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal But if it can happen safely, can Nesta Boot contact her daughter Lumos?
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal We can use this Hooter account if necessary to facilitate the conversation
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal But Lumos is having a really tough time and we think this would help a little bit

( Wizta from Cadwallapuffs )

( DMs for Alicia & the Order, hexts for Baz and Maddie, all in one post to save space )



( Hexts to Lumos, Later )

TO: Nora 😍

[1] What has webbed feet and claws?

TO: Nora 😍

[1] What do you think about ordering in sushi for supper?

@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall i don't know if you check this or if you're real or if that video was real but on the off chance it was can you please tell my mum i said happy mother's day
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall and that i'm sorry for everything
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall thanks

( Wizta from Cadwallapuffs )

@awardedcall has joined Hooter!
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal Alicia, you don't know me, but I wanted to see that you got this message.
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal [ A short video of Alan and Andrea Spinnet waving and saying hello and that they're safe. They tell Alicia and Drew to stay out of trouble, and ask Jess to mind the bulbs. The wall behind them is charmed to look like a beach. It's clearly an illusion (and not a great one) but it covers up the actual room so there's no way to tell where the video was shot. ]
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal Please tell your brother and sister, but otherwise this has to stay a secret.

TO: Rhys, Baz [Group Hext]
FROM: Nora

[1] I had to heal a Death Eater today
[2] I feel gross 😕