DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@ThePitch: We may not be on the air anymore, but we're not gone
@ThePitch: Unfortunately we're reporting to the Quidditch community the death of Keaton Flitney in the early hours of last morning
@ThePitch: We would like to take a moment to remember Keaton Flitney's contributions both on and off the pitch and all he did for the Sport
@ThePitch: [long list of Keaton's accomplishments and charitable work]

@ThePitch: BREAKING UPDATES: Order of the Phoenix attacks, takes lives, gets Quidditch cancelled.
@ThePitch: Statements by Head of Games & Sport Lucius Malfoy point out true culprits.
@ThePitch: Please join us in a moment of silence for all the victims of this senseless vigilante violence.
@ThePitch: Afterwards, tune in to the WWN for a special discussion on what this means for our beloved game and why vigilantes have to ruin everything.

@ThePitch: BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a Death Eater attack at the Puddlemere United v Montrose Magpies match. More details to come.
@ThePitch: At least five confirmed deaths so far. The injured are being taken to St Mungo's.
@ThePitch: The pitch in Puddletown has been completely destroyed. It's absolute chaos here.
@ThePitch: Tune in now to WWN for up to the minute updates live on location. -BS