DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

steelier
disordersocial

[1] I'm heading to Hogsmeade to get some interviews for the paper.
[2] Not that paper, the other paper.
[3] Want to come with me? I'm sure they'd welcome you as help or something.
[4] Love you.

[1] Hi.
[2] Were you at the school last night?

shame
disordersocial

[1] Fun fact:
[2] I found a cursed toilet seat while doing inventory.

joelly
disordersocial

[1] How is the ear of a corn like an army?
[one minute later]
[2] They both have a lot of kernels/colonels

steelier
disordersocial

[1] So.
[2] I hesitate to ask.
[3] But have you fallen in love with anyone yet today?

[1] You're coming here tonight.
[2] Okay?

scatty
disordersocial

[1] lol my turn: please can you pick me up from St. M’s
[2] & don’t tell mum and dad

joelly
disordersocial

[1] What do you call a group of babies?
[two minutes later]
[2] An infantry

steelier
disordersocial

[1] I was going to hext you earlier.
[2] I thought Lola had eaten chocolate and all I could remember was that it was poisonous to dogs.
[3] She hadn't though.
[4] Hi.
[5] How are you?
[6] I'm glad I didn't murder my mother's dog.

joelly
disordersocial

[1] The good part about today is that all chocolates are wicked cheap!
[2] 🎉

[1] Lay it on me
[2] How long are you going to mock me for this?

[1] Lol Idek what happened
[2] I owe you lunch

[1] Were you at the party yesterday?

shame
disordersocial

[1] Hi!
[2] It’s Lucrezia.
[3] Are you still good for Nando’s?
[4] Is four a good time?

scatty
disordersocial

[1] What the fuck????
[2] I have no words for you
[3] No, I have a LOT of words
[4] I hate you, first up. I thought you cared about us.
[5] You always looked out for us.
[6] You tried to kill Alicia and Angelina
[7] You lied to EVERYONE
[8] I’m not mad I’m beyond mad
[9] Don’t you touch any of them because I will make sure you are very sorry for what you’ve done
[x] I can’t believe you’re one of them
[10] What the FUCK
[11] Wait strike that I don’t want to know don’t even talk to me

[1] You should come home for Sunday dinner.
[2] And help me make sure Layla can never come in the house ever.

joelly
disordersocial

[1] How many coffees have you had?
[2] This is Joe, btw
[3] Hello