DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

gwrach
disordersocial

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] i'm going to collapse and die on the couch
[2] don't let toby gnaw on my corpse

[1] nora and rhys are safe in brazil
[2] everything else is shit
[3] how's your night going?

patill
disordersocial

[1] SOS!
[2] It's happened again!
[...]
[3] Sorry! I'm not dying or hooking up with that guy from the Department of Mysteries again, even if it sounded like it!
[4] I need your brains to come up with good excuses to get out of this purist charity event without pissing everyone off.
[5] STAT.

acejordan
disordersocial

[1] I’m sorry
[2] Do you want me to come over?
[3] You can come here too, I’ll make you something to eat after we finish that bottle of wine

[1] I’m sure you’ve been hearing this a lot already
[2] but if you need anything, if there’s anything I can do. Let me know.
[3] No limits.

filial
disordersocial

[1] Baz, why haven't you been home all weekend?
[2] I think our roommate contract specifically says that you have to tell us before you skip out on your week to clean

[1] Baz didn't tell anyone because he didn't want to worry us I guess? But he's been in St. Mungo's because of something that happened that he won't tell us about but he says a Death Eater did it and it's obviously bad enough to put him in the hospital and he said that
[2] He's on his way home

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] Jeremy
[2] Jez
[3] I have something important to tell you
[4] 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[1] Should we have a Christmas party
[2] Should we do a Secret Santa
[3] It's time to get festive
[4] And pretend we aren't two seconds away from having our every move tracked

cautiously
disordersocial

[1] Why do men insist that we're the ones who are perplexing?

[1] Have you noticed Angelus behaving [...] peculiarly lately?

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] hi so
[2] we were going to come home now but i think you guys should come here instead
[3] ASAP

vesta
disordersocial

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry for the way I spoke to you the other day
[3] I don't want to make excuses, but I was injured [...] on the job recently and I haven't been quite myself since
[4] A me problem, I know

broadcaster
disordersocial

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[1] hey
[2] so I was thinking what are you wearing 😉

[1] everything sucks lately
[2] let's cuddle again

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] do either of you want a REGULAR coffee from starbeaks
[2] consider it my last gift to you before i move away forever

[x] hey there
[x] what's up
[x] haha yesterday was so wild, right?
[x] u up?
[1] hi!
[2] sorry if yesterday was weird.

broadcaster
disordersocial

[1] let's talk halloween costumes
[2] SCOOBY GANG
[3] c as daphne, g as velma, jez as shaggy, yours truly as fred
[4] owen you and kev can be scooby and scrappy

ravensidekick
disordersocial

[1] So I'm super fine I promise but someone was here
[2] They left me like a gazillion pictures and THEY KEEP MULTIPLYING

broadcaster
disordersocial

[x] Hey!
[x] Hello!
[x] Hi how are you?
[1] Hey! Great show today, I loved having you on
[2] Sorry about Rosier, he's a cock
[x] Speaking of co
[3] What are you up to tonight lol?

[1] I don't want to sound dramatic
[2] But please kill me

ravensidekick
disordersocial

[1] I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING
[2] No, that's a lie: I do understand exactly what's happening
[3] And I'm super-freaking out about it
[4] What are we going to do????