Gabe, it's time.
[a few seconds later]Seriously. It's TIME.
[a few seconds after that]And I don't mean time for you to come home.
[a few seconds after that]Well, I DO mean it's time to come home but not because of where you are or who you're with.
[two minutes later]Damnit, Gabe, I'm in labor. Get your winged ass out of the strip club and home NOW to help with this or, so help ME, I'm going to trap you in holy fire and make sure you have nothing but lima beans to eat for the rest of eternity!
[a few seconds later]Also, I love you. Please hurry. I don't want to have this baby here. I want to have him in a hospital with drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.