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Aug. 16th, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Messages to friends of Damon and Caroline, and Damon too, obvi )

You have 6 new messages )

Aug. 3rd, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Text Message to Damon Salvatore

Damon Salvatore, you have TWO new message )

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

Mass Text to Elena Gilbert, Jenna Sommers, Caroline Forbes, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Lexi Branson, Matt Donovan, Claire Winchester and John Constantine )

Jun. 9th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Bonnie Bennett, Jeremy Gilbert, Matt Donovan, Caroline Forbes, Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore, you each have ONE new message )

Jun. 1st, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Messages )

Mass-Text To: Elena Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett, Molly Suresh, Lexi Branson, Jenna Sommers, Abby, Isabel Evans, Claire Winchester, Jude Harvelle )

May. 17th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Elena Gilbert, you have TWO new messages )

May. 5th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Damon Salvatore

I need help and I couldn't think of anyone else.

[sent right after]
There is a random guy in my bed, but I don't remember going out last night.

[right after]
I was studying last night!

[right after]
And I'm not hung over and we're both dressed, but I don't know who he is or how he got in my bed.

[right after]
And that's not even the strangest part. My curtains were open...he's a freakin' disco ball!!

[Holy forced marriage plot, Batman! Jenna and Edward are now stuck together.

Apr. 17th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Alaric Saltzman, you have ONE new message )

Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

Mar. 28th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Bonnie Bennett, you have ONE new message )

Dec. 3rd, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Accidentally Mass Text! (Intended for Alaric Saltzman)

She cheated on me.

[ a few seconds later ]
She fucking cheated on me.

[ immediately after ]
I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?

[ a minute later ]
Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.

[ immediately after ]
Or am I just grasping at straws?

Dec. 2nd, 2011


[info]rubber

( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )

We need to talk.

( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.

( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?

( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.

( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.

( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.

Nov. 12th, 2011


[info]rubber

Damon Salvatore: You have 3 new messages )

Molly Suresh: You have 3 new messages )

Jenna Saltzman, Lexi Branson, Tyler Lockwood, Jules Reynolds: You have 1 new message )

Sep. 16th, 2011

[info]likevanhelsing

( Texts to Jenna )

I love you.

( a few seconds later )
And I've been thinking about what you said.

( a few seconds after that )
It's Friday night and we don't have any plans.

( a few seconds after that )
Screw it. Let's just go ahead and get married tonight.

( a few seconds after that )
Before the planet explodes or ninjas attack or something.

Sep. 12th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

Text to Alaric

  • Hi.
  • I love you.
  • Aug. 2nd, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Delivery for Ric Saltzman )

    Jul. 18th, 2011


    [info]savedbythering

    Elena Gilbert, Jenna Sommers, you have ONE new message )

    ***

    Bonnie Bennett, you have ONE new message )

    Jul. 1st, 2011


    [info]pad_foot

    Jun. 29th, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Mass Text

    [In response to this text]

  • By the way? I said yes.
  • Attached: A picture of the ring
  • Jun. 30th, 2011

    [info]likevanhelsing

    ( Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Jeremy Gilbert )

    Hey kid. How are you settling in?

    ( a few seconds later )
    I know you just got here, but I wanted to run something by you.

    ( a few seconds after )
    I want to ask Jenna to marry me. But I wanted to get your permission as the man of the house.

    ( a few seconds after )
    I just really love her, and after everything I don't want to waste the time we have.

    ( a few seconds after )
    So...what do you think?

    Jun. 28th, 2011


    [info]savedbythering

    Jenna Sommers, you have ONE new message )

    Jun. 17th, 2011


    [info]rubber

    Accidental Mass Texts - meant for her besties (Bonnie, Elena, Molly)

    I don't feel all that bad. Not really. The wound is even looking a little better.

    ( a few seconds later )
    Maybe it doesn't work the same here. Or something. And we're all worried for nothing.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I don't really believe that. But it would be nice if it was true.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I'm scared. I'm only seventeen and I don't want to die. I was supposed to have longer than this.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I've already died once. And it hurt and I was scared. I don't want to again.

    Jun. 15th, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Accidental Mass Text to All of Colligo

    Meant for Alaric, but sent to everyone!

  • Last night was really nice, babe.
  • I especially loved the chocolate-covered strawberries.
  • And remind me to thank whoever made you rent The Notebook. I've always liked that movie.
  • But can you be in the middle next time?
  • Don't get me wrong. I love Damon and all, but he kept pulling my hair.
  • May. 31st, 2011


    [info]ilooklikeher

    TEXT TO JENNA.

    >> Please tell me you're still here, and you're okay.

    [info]inafivepoundbag

    [DYAC!Fail!Text Meant for Cas; Mass Texted to all of Colligo]

    My phonics is BROKE IS EVIL AND BAD.

    [immediately after]
    Probably spidey-sensing this to eventually.

    [immediately after]
    E V E R Y O N E

    [immediately after that]
    Anaconda I burned out my toast. Today suckerpunches.

    May. 15th, 2011


    [info]rubber

    Texts to Nate )

    Texts to Molly )

    Texts to Damon )

    Texts to Jenna )

    May. 12th, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Text to Damon

    Where are you?

    May. 1st, 2011


    [info]ilostmyway

    Text Messages.

    text messages to jenna sommers )

    text message to jeremy gilbert )

    text message to isobel flemming )

    Mar. 13th, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Text to Alaric

    So hey, question. What are you doing tonight?

    Feb. 21st, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Text to Ric

    I miss you.

    Feb. 18th, 2011


    [info]thecoolaunt

    Texts

    [To Dom Cobb]

    Philippa's still with me. We're now in [apartment]. Come over any time you want to see her.

    [To Alaric Saltzman]

    Apparently things weren't working out with The Master. Now I'm married to Castiel, who is apparently an angel. Go figure. Who're you paired up with now?

    [info]likevanhelsing

    Texts to Jenna )

    Feb. 17th, 2011

    [info]toknowher_

    [text; Jenna]

    I'd like to discuss Elena's living arrangements with you.

    Feb. 15th, 2011

    [info]likevanhelsing

    Left for Jenna )