She cheated on me.
[ a few seconds later ]She fucking
cheated on me.
[ immediately after ]I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?
[ a minute later ]Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.
[ immediately after ]Or am I just grasping at straws?