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Feb. 16th, 2013


[info]moreblood

Text to Damon
You know you have nothing to worry about, right? I'm with Caroline and Emma and they are fine. It could be far worse.

Text to Rebekah
Who are you with?
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Nov. 19th, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

Accidental Mass!Text (Meant for Jude Harvelle)

Hey. It's me. I'm heading out of the city until this is over. I can't do this. I can't be around all of these people. I'm going to end up hurting someone and I'll never forgive myself.

[a few seconds after]
I know it's an extreme sort of reaction but not even Kali is able to help me right now. I don't know what else to do.

[immediately after]
I just didn't want you to worry.

[a few seconds later]
If you could check in on Brandy from time to time, I'd really appreciate it. <3
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Posted at 11:29 am | | Get Collected | 16 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Aug. 16th, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Messages to friends of Damon and Caroline, and Damon too, obvi )

( You have 6 new messages )
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Posted at 09:41 pm | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Aug. 13th, 2012


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Caroline.

So. I've been thinking.

[ a few seconds later ]
What with the way that things have been going insane around here lately, with the whack Christmas hijinks and then the crazy fear gas nearly getting the city to destroy itself, that maybe we shouldn't wait for the next catastrophe to throw us for a loop.

[ immediately after ]
So I was wondering, Ms. Forbes, if you would like to put that gorgeous dress of yours to good use this weekend.

[ immediately after that ]
It's about time I make an honest woman of you.
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Aug. 3rd, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Text Message to Damon Salvatore

( Damon Salvatore, you have TWO new message )
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Posted at 09:30 pm | | Get Collected | 5 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

( Mass Text to Elena Gilbert, Jenna Sommers, Caroline Forbes, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Lexi Branson, Matt Donovan, Claire Winchester and John Constantine )
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Posted at 12:14 pm | | Get Collected | 14 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 27th, 2012

[info]amanofhisword

( Mass Text - Meant for Elena Gilbert )

( Elena (And Everyone Else): You have new messages )
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Posted at 12:13 am | | Get Collected | 22 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 26th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Damon Salvatore, Lyle Bennet & Matt Donovan

Sunday is July first, which means there's only a month a half until I'm a father. There's only a month and a hand half until I'm a father and I'm terrified. You'd think that almost getting killed on an almost weekly basis by vampires was more terrifying, but it's not.

[right after]
What if I screw this up? I'm only seventeen. I don't know the first thing about being a father. I know I've been practicing with Emma, but it'll be different when it's Sheila. What if I can't do anything right? What if in a few years Bonnie resents me for getting her pregnant? Last week we got in all these stupid arguments when we weren't ourselves and I'd hate to wind up like that later on down the road.

[right after]
I love Bonnie more than I've loved anyone and I already love Sheila and I don't want to screw this up. I wish Ric or my dad or even John were here. Maybe then I wouldn't feel so terrified.
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Posted at 11:49 pm | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]becauseihaveto

Accidental Mass!Text :: Meant for Elijah, Damon, and Caroline

Looks like I can't lie again and I'm really hungry.

[immediately after]
If you would be willing to help, I'd really appreciate it.
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Posted at 02:19 pm | | Get Collected | 7 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 9th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

( Bonnie Bennett, Jeremy Gilbert, Matt Donovan, Caroline Forbes, Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore, you each have ONE new message )
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Posted at 01:55 am | | Get Collected | 4 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 2nd, 2012


[info]itsnotinme

Text Messages.

( identical text message to parker, abby, lexi branson, jude harvelle, molly suresh, stefan salvatore, jeremy gilbert, matt donovan, & katherine pierce )
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May. 31st, 2012


[info]savedbythering

[Both sent in the middle of the night after Jeremy woke up, inadvertently waking Bonnie]

( Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

( Damon Salvatore, you have ONE new message )
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Posted at 01:43 am | | Get Collected | 15 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

May. 22nd, 2012


[info]moreblood

( Lexi and Damon, you have ONE new message each )
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Posted at 12:28 pm | | Get Collected | 12 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

May. 7th, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

Mass!Texts - Meant for the Doctor

( Text Messages for the Doctor )

[ooc: sent during this]
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Posted at 01:26 am | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

May. 5th, 2012

[info]hasnosecrets

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Damon Salvatore

I need help and I couldn't think of anyone else.

[sent right after]
There is a random guy in my bed, but I don't remember going out last night.

[right after]
I was studying last night!

[right after]
And I'm not hung over and we're both dressed, but I don't know who he is or how he got in my bed.

[right after]
And that's not even the strangest part. My curtains were open...he's a freakin' disco ball!!

[Holy forced marriage plot, Batman! Jenna and Edward are now stuck together.
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May. 3rd, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle

Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.

[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.

[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.

[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!

[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
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Apr. 12th, 2012


[info]thebratwonder

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Jason Todd

[Sent early this morning]

Fuck!

[sent right after]
Jason, you have to help me.

[immediately after]
You're the only person who won't judge me.

[immediately after]
</s>I didn't mean to kill her. I was just so pissed off and hungry</s>
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Posted at 09:26 am | | Get Collected | 22 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Mar. 24th, 2012


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.

I'm going to mess this up so badly.
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Posted at 12:14 am | | Get Collected | 20 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Mar. 23rd, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Message to Damon )

Hey.

( a few seconds later )
Are you busy?
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Posted at 05:59 pm | | Get Collected | 5 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Feb. 1st, 2012


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Caroline Forbes.

There's a flock of birds in the kitchen doing the dishes. Please come home.
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Posted at 05:49 am | | Get Collected | 7 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jan. 29th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

( Bonnie Bennett and Molly Suresh, you each have ONE new message )

( Damon Salvatore, you have ONE new message )
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Posted at 03:02 am | | Get Collected | 12 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jan. 26th, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

( Text Message for Damon Salvatore )
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Posted at 11:44 am | | Get Collected | 3 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jan. 25th, 2012


[info]becauseihaveto

( Letters for Damon and Caroline )
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Posted at 03:54 pm | | Get Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]rubber

( Text Message to Damon Salvatore )

You should have talked to me about it first.
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Posted at 03:34 am | | Get Collected | 8 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jan. 19th, 2012


[info]oncemighty

Text Message to Zoe Retrieval Teams.

We've got a house. Though, it's more like a shack. Constantine and I are going in. It doesn't sound like there's many of them, but we might need back-up. Get to the beach as quickly as you can.
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Dec. 20th, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Parker.

Here I would think my tree would be a bit smaller this year. I've been good! Are we still trying to make up for the rest of the century?

[ a few seconds later ]
And I figured I'd stick this to a text as to not ruin the confusion surprise for everyone else.
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Posted at 12:36 am | | Get Collected | 2 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Dec. 17th, 2011

[info]likevanhelsing

( Phone Call to Damon Salvatore )

( Ring Ring Ring )
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Posted at 03:25 am | | Get Collected | 7 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Dec. 15th, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.

So. I need to talk to you about something.

[ immediately after ]
It's a surprise, but I need help to pull it off properly.

[ a few second later ]
Care to help me make Caroline's Christmas?
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Posted at 05:28 pm | | Get Collected | 10 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Dec. 5th, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.

Ric?
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Posted at 04:02 pm | | Get Collected | 2 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Dec. 3rd, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Accidentally Mass Text! (Intended for Alaric Saltzman)

She cheated on me.

[ a few seconds later ]
She fucking cheated on me.

[ immediately after ]
I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?

[ a minute later ]
Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.

[ immediately after ]
Or am I just grasping at straws?
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Posted at 10:34 pm | | Get Collected | 49 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Dec. 2nd, 2011

[info]humanmapquest

Text to Damon Salvatore

( Text Message for Damon Salvatore )
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Posted at 01:33 pm | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]rubber

( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )

We need to talk.

( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.

( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?

( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.

( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.

( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.
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Posted at 05:21 am | | Get Collected | 18 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Nov. 12th, 2011


[info]rubber

( Damon Salvatore: You have 3 new messages )

( Molly Suresh: You have 3 new messages )

( Jenna Saltzman, Lexi Branson, Tyler Lockwood, Jules Reynolds: You have 1 new message )
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Posted at 04:24 pm | | Get Collected | 37 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jul. 11th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Messages )

( Molly: You have 3 new messages )

( Damon: You have 2 new messages )
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Posted at 06:59 pm | | Get Collected | 8 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jul. 6th, 2011


[info]soundsmadeup

( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )

Movie night with Jen tonight. Possibly Parker too. And some kid named Lyle.

( a few seconds later )
So, in other words, put on some pants.

( a few seconds after that )
We don't want to scar the guy.

( a few seconds after that )
Shirt too.

( a few seconds after that )
I know. I'm such a tyrant.
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Posted at 11:53 pm | | Get Collected | 1 Was Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jul. 1st, 2011


[info]pad_foot

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Posted at 04:59 pm | | Get Collected | 1 Was Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 30th, 2011

[info]likevanhelsing

( Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Jeremy Gilbert )

Hey kid. How are you settling in?

( a few seconds later )
I know you just got here, but I wanted to run something by you.

( a few seconds after )
I want to ask Jenna to marry me. But I wanted to get your permission as the man of the house.

( a few seconds after )
I just really love her, and after everything I don't want to waste the time we have.

( a few seconds after )
So...what do you think?
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Posted at 12:54 am | | Get Collected | 71 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 26th, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Text Messages to Katherine Pierce.

( text messages to katherine pierce )
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Posted at 03:14 am | | Get Collected | 3 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 21st, 2011


[info]awerewolf

( text message to jules / FAIL MASS!TEXT! )
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Posted at 12:46 am | | Get Collected | 107 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 20th, 2011

[info]witchywoo

Text to Damon

How is she? Has anybody found anything?
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Posted at 11:00 pm | | Get Collected | 4 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 19th, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

( Sam Winchester, you have ONE new message )

( Damon Salvatore, you have TWO new messages )
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Posted at 05:34 pm | | Get Collected | 12 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Messages )

( Damon: You have 5 new messages )

( Adam: You have 3 new messages )

( Molly: You have 2 new messages )

( Lexi: You have new 2 messages )

( Claire: You have new 2 messages )
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Posted at 05:16 pm | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]youvebeenmarked

( Text to Tyler )

( Text to Caroline )

( Text to Damon )
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Posted at 12:30 pm | | Get Collected | 25 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 18th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

I know this is awful timing to be happy about anything with all the shit going on, but I just need to say this.

( immediately after )
TGIFibromyalgia I'm not pregnant. It was a false alarm.

( a few seconds later )
...TGIFibromyalgia? WTF?

( a few seconds later )
With my luck I just masturbated the whole city.

( a few seconds later )
Mass-texted. FML.
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Posted at 01:32 am | | Get Collected | 6 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Jun. 15th, 2011

[info]witchywoo

Text Messages

[Damon]

You're cheating on Caroline with Jenna? AND Ric?

[Caroline]
Are you okay, sweetie?
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Posted at 11:15 pm | | Get Collected | 4 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


[info]thecoolaunt

Accidental Mass Text to All of Colligo

Meant for Alaric, but sent to everyone!

  • Last night was really nice, babe.
  • I especially loved the chocolate-covered strawberries.
  • And remind me to thank whoever made you rent The Notebook. I've always liked that movie.
  • But can you be in the middle next time?
  • Don't get me wrong. I love Damon and all, but he kept pulling my hair.
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    • Posted at 07:50 pm | | Get Collected | 30 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

    Jun. 7th, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    [Mass Text to Everyone Lexi Knows]

    Reply to this right now and tell me you're alright. I don't care where you are.
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    Posted at 04:34 pm | | Get Collected | 14 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

    May. 30th, 2011


    [info]notsolittlerock

    ( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

    Oh my Adam. This is bad. Really bad.

    ( sent a few seconds later )
    I'm late.

    ( sent a few seconds later )
    And I don't mean for an appointment.
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    Posted at 02:52 pm | | Get Collected | 58 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend


    [info]itsnotinme

    Text Message to Caroline Forbes. (Mass Text to All of Colligo Fail!)

    And now I'm going to go lynch myself. The filters are there for a reason.
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    Posted at 02:47 pm | | Get Collected | 33 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

    May. 27th, 2011


    [info]itsnotinme

    Mass Text to Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, & Molly Suresh

    ( mass text to caroline forbes, bonnie bennett, elena gilbert, & molly suresh )
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    Posted at 06:35 pm | | Get Collected | 19 Were Collected | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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