So. John. Uh. I may or may not have kicked that rabid little beast you brought home the other day into the wall when she hissed at me.
[immediately after]And she may or may not have tried to use my leg as a scratching post because of it.
[immediately after that]And now I may or may not be seriously considering putting her in the frigging SHU.
[and after that]Just, you know, FYI. If she goes MIA? Totally brought it upon herself for being EVIL INCARNATE.