MASS!TEXT; INTENDED FOR SIRIUS BLACK
We need to get drunk.
[A minute later]
Stop moping on your fine ass and come get a blonde drunk.
[Two minutes later]
It's that or I go back to the Doctor. Which means you, my boy, will get a lot more information than you would tonight.
[Five minutes later]
Stop ignoring me. I need someone who understands me to hear about the fantastic time I had last night.
[A moment later]
The Doctor's oral fixation must be a gift from God.
[A minute later]
Stop moping on your fine ass and come get a blonde drunk.
[Two minutes later]
It's that or I go back to the Doctor. Which means you, my boy, will get a lot more information than you would tonight.
[Five minutes later]
Stop ignoring me. I need someone who understands me to hear about the fantastic time I had last night.
[A moment later]
The Doctor's oral fixation must be a gift from God.