Okay, I give. I've been
all over this stupid house. WHERE ARE YOU?!?
[immediately after]Because I'm bored. And can't sleep. And did I mention I'm bored? Because I'm seriously BORED.
[a few seconds later]You better not be in some kind of trouble. Or kidnapped. Or both. I'm bored but I'm not up to either plotting a rescue or providing an alibi because of some suddenly mentally deficient kidnapping wannabes.