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Sunday is July first, which means there's only a month a half until I'm a father. There's only a month and a hand half until I'm a father and I'm terrified. You'd think that almost getting killed on an almost weekly basis by vampires was more terrifying, but it's not.

[right after]
What if I screw this up? I'm only seventeen. I don't know the first thing about being a father. I know I've been practicing with Emma, but it'll be different when it's Sheila. What if I can't do anything right? What if in a few years Bonnie resents me for getting her pregnant? Last week we got in all these stupid arguments when we weren't ourselves and I'd hate to wind up like that later on down the road.

[right after]
I love Bonnie more than I've loved anyone and I already love Sheila and I don't want to screw this up. I wish Ric or my dad or even John were here. Maybe then I wouldn't feel so terrified.

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I just found Gabbie in the recycling bin. Jack's napping so I know it wasn't him. I think it's safe to say Meri's fascination with her little sister is officially over.

Geese who just foundered a entree box seat of the recent arrivals' animated serration.

[ a few seconds later ]
Mauve knifefight!

[ immediately after that ]
Wow. That's so ring.

[ a few seconds later ]
Ring.

[ immediately after that ]
W R O N G.

[ a few seconds later ]
I meat Mooby night.

[ immediately after that ]
M O V I E. Apparently my PDA wants us to throw in a Kevin Smith movie as well.

Did you see the debate?

[a few seconds later]
It's him, isn't it? The guy from that show we watched. The one that was covered in crazysauce, I mean.

[a few seconds after that]
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks him becoming mayor is pretty much the worst. idea. ever.

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