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Are you... Do you still look like you?

( Jennsen, you have ONE new message )

( Mass Text to Melinda Halliwell, Maximum Ride, Charlie Weasley, Alex Udinov, Jennsen and anyone else the Pevensies are Friends With )

Hi. We haven't met yet. My name is Katniss and it looks like I am sharing a room with you.

This place is insane. And when I say insane, I mean INSANE.

[immediately after]
Have you seen these comics? If you haven't? Do yourself a favor and don't. Really. Just don't.

[immediately after that]
For starters, I'm a lot older than I should be, wearing some horrible green and yellow outfit, and my hair looks like I've got a SKUNK ON MY HEAD.

[a few seconds later]
And in some of them I'm with some guy named Gambit and in others I'm... I don't even want to talk about it. It's that disturbing.

[thirty seconds later]
I need ice cream. And a hot shower. And maybe bleach for my brain. But definitely ice cream because this is just plain wrong.