So. Steph. No need to panic or anything but you haven't seen Abu, have you?
[immediately after that]Or the pink, sparkly scissors I keep in my room?
[immediately after that]Or the extra strength super glue?
[immediately after that]Or the box of chocolate candy bars I keep stashed in my closet?
[immediately after that]Because if not, we might have a little bit of a problem in the form of a hyper-active primate climbing through the walls with a weapon and the means to keep someone from getting away...