I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but the cask seems to have eaten one of your penis.
( immediately after that )The small one by the widow.
( a few seconds after that )Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.
( a few seconds after that )P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.
( a few seconds after that )I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.
( a few seconds after that )B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.
( a few seconds after that )B U G G E R. I give up.