( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

Right. So. I'm Ashley and Justin is a friend of mine. I know you and I have never spoken but I decided, after your post the other day, that it is time that changed.

I get that you two are trying to figure out personal stuff and I, for one, am going to stay out of it unless Justin decides otherwise. But here is the thing. If you hurt him, and I do not care if it is physically, mentally, emotionally, or some other way you might think up in that twisted head of yours - and spare me the 'I am an innocent doctor' crap because I know someone living a double life when I see them - I will track you down, rip off your arms, and beat you to death with them. And, trust me on this, I am more than capable of doing it. In fact, I would not even lose sleep over it.

So fair warning. Do your thing, whatever, I do not care. But hurt him, and you are answering to me.

( Ashley Magnus, you have ONE new message )

We've got a house. Though, it's more like a shack. Constantine and I are going in. It doesn't sound like there's many of them, but we might need back-up. Get to the beach as quickly as you can.

So. John. Uh. I may or may not have kicked that rabid little beast you brought home the other day into the wall when she hissed at me.

[immediately after]
And she may or may not have tried to use my leg as a scratching post because of it.

[immediately after that]
And now I may or may not be seriously considering putting her in the frigging SHU.

[and after that]
Just, you know, FYI. If she goes MIA? Totally brought it upon herself for being EVIL INCARNATE.

( Sent to: Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Sarah Kerrigan, Kitty Pryde, Rachel Summers, Cassandra Cain, Molly Hayes, Bo Hess, Forge, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Kara Zor-El, Helena Bertinelli, Roy Harper, Kate Kane, the Archangel Gabriel, Jade, Adam Young, Claire Winchester, Dean Winchester, Parker, Future Dean Winchester, Cas, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Molly Suresh, Mohinder Suresh, Thor, Loki, Lily Luna Potter, James Sirius Potter, Torunn Thorsdottir, Isabel Evans, Idris, The Doctor, River Song, Rory Williams, The Master, Nikola Tesla, Zoe Tesla, Helen Magnus, Ashley Magnus, John Constantine, Maximum Ride, Spike, Cordelia Chase, Dawn Summers, Hanna Heller )

( Ashley Magnus, you have ONE new message )

( Ashley Magnus and Faith Lehane, you each have ONE new message )

( Text Message for John Constantine )

( Text to Helen Magnus )

( Text to Ashley Magnus )

Annie's got a picture of your place and keeps pointing, grunting & glaring.

[immediately after]
Mind if I bring her over? Not really liking the thought of her trying to make it on her own & she is not taking no for an answer.

( Kate: You have one new message )

( Rest of the Sanctuary Crew: You all have two new messages )

( Texts to Ashley )

Feel up to helping escort some peeps from the front gate to the lab? Apparently they are -special-.

[ooc: during this]

And now I'm going to go lynch myself. The filters are there for a reason.

( DYAC!Text Messages for John Constantine )

( Text Messages to Jamie Fleming )

( Texts to Peter Fleming )

( Same Text for John Druitt & Helen Magnus )

( Text for John Constantine )

[ooc: takes place an hour or so after this.]

( Text Message to Helen Magnus )

( Text Messages to John Constantine )

( Text Messages to John Druitt )

( Text Messages to Helen Magnus )

( Vince Faraday: You have two new messages )

( Peter Fleming: You have two new messages )

( Billy Henderson: You have two new messages )

( Ashley Magnus: You have two new messages )

( Huck Finn: You have two new messages )

( Text to Ashley Magnus )

( Text to Parker )

( Texts to Ashley Magnus )

( Texts to G. Lestrade )