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- [Fail!Text; Meant for Dean Winchester; Texted to all of Colligo]
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- ( DYAC Accidental Mass-Text to Colligo - minus kids; meant for Crowley )
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May. 9th, 2012
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May. 3rd, 2012
Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
Dec. 10th, 2011
Nov. 27th, 2011
Nov. 23rd, 2011
Nov. 14th, 2011
Nov. 8th, 2011
Oct. 31st, 2011
Oct. 21st, 2011
Jul. 1st, 2011
[Texts to Lucy and Edmund Pevensie]
- Your older brother is looking for you.
- I explained things to him.
- If you need some place to stay with an endless amount of food, you can stay at my flat til this blows over.
- Your older brother is looking for you.
- I explained things to him.
- If you need some place to stay with an endless amount of food, you can stay at my flat til this blows over.
Jun. 26th, 2011
MASS TEXT, DYAC, INTENDED FOR SIRIUS
I got a new vibrator to play with James. You can come over if you want to, I think you'd enjoy it.
{A moment later}
Vibrator!
{A second after}
V i d e o g a m e. Why in the hell did...I give up with this piece of crap.
{A moment later}
Vibrator!
{A second after}
V i d e o g a m e. Why in the hell did...I give up with this piece of crap.
Jun. 19th, 2011
Jun. 7th, 2011
[Fail!Text; Meant for Dean Winchester; Texted to all of Colligo]
Guess what I'm watching right now. Go ahead. Guess.
[immediately after]
You'll never guess. So I'll just tell you.
[immediately after that]
I got my inventory in today. And included? The actual scene of Samuel getting shot in the face.
[immediately after]
And I so blame you for me finding that even remotely awesome. <3
[immediately after]
You'll never guess. So I'll just tell you.
[immediately after that]
I got my inventory in today. And included? The actual scene of Samuel getting shot in the face.
[immediately after]
And I so blame you for me finding that even remotely awesome. <3
Jun. 6th, 2011
Jun. 1st, 2011
( DYAC Accidental Mass-Text to Colligo - minus kids; meant for Crowley )
I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but the cask seems to have eaten one of your penis.
( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.
( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.
( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.
( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.
( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.
( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.
( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.
( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.
( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.
( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.
( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.
( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.
May. 30th, 2011
( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )
Oh my Adam. This is bad. Really bad.
( sent a few seconds later )
I'm late.
( sent a few seconds later )
And I don't mean for an appointment.
( sent a few seconds later )
I'm late.
( sent a few seconds later )
And I don't mean for an appointment.