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Dec. 11th, 2012

[info]hasselfrespect

[Accidental mass text, meant for Nathan Wuornos]

Hey, honey! So I just got back from doctor's appointment, to see how the baby's doing. And on the ultrasound, he didn't just hear one heartbeat, but two little heartbeats. We're having twins! Surprise!

Nov. 19th, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

Accidental Mass!Text (Meant for Jude Harvelle)

Hey. It's me. I'm heading out of the city until this is over. I can't do this. I can't be around all of these people. I'm going to end up hurting someone and I'll never forgive myself.

[a few seconds after]
I know it's an extreme sort of reaction but not even Kali is able to help me right now. I don't know what else to do.

[immediately after]
I just didn't want you to worry.

[a few seconds later]
If you could check in on Brandy from time to time, I'd really appreciate it. <3

Nov. 11th, 2012


[info]nerdynotflirty

( {accidental mass} text messages; Darcy Lewis )
✉ Hey.
( sent a couple minutes later )
✉ You don't know me, but I know of you.
✉ Kind of.

Oct. 1st, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Connor Temple, you have TWO new messages )

Sep. 2nd, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Text Messages to Connor Temple

Connor Temple, you have FOUR new messages )

Aug. 26th, 2012


[info]moreblood

Lexi Branson, you have 1 new message )

Aug. 16th, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Messages to friends of Damon and Caroline, and Damon too, obvi )

You have 6 new messages )

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

Mass Text to Elena Gilbert, Jenna Sommers, Caroline Forbes, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Lexi Branson, Matt Donovan, Claire Winchester and John Constantine )

Jun. 27th, 2012

[info]amanofhisword

( Mass Text - Meant for Elena Gilbert )

Elena (And Everyone Else): You have new messages )

Jun. 18th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Elena Gilbert, you have TWO new messages )

Stefan Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

Jun. 8th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Sam & Ruby Winchester, you each have ONE new message )

Stefan Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

Jun. 3rd, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Stefan Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

Jun. 2nd, 2012


[info]itsnotinme

Text Messages.

identical text message to parker, abby, lexi branson, jude harvelle, molly suresh, stefan salvatore, jeremy gilbert, matt donovan, & katherine pierce )

Jun. 1st, 2012


[info]rubber

( Text Messages )

Mass-Text To: Elena Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett, Molly Suresh, Lexi Branson, Jenna Sommers, Abby, Isabel Evans, Claire Winchester, Jude Harvelle )

May. 22nd, 2012


[info]moreblood

Lexi and Damon, you have ONE new message each )

Mar. 17th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Mass Texts to Doctors/Scientists

[Sent this morning]

So, this may sound a little odd, but what the hell. Can any of you sciency types extract and store eggs, and I don't mean chicken eggs, for use at a later date? If so, I'd want to do this asap since there's no telling how long this thing is going to last.

Mar. 2nd, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Mass Text to Elena Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett and Molly Suresh

Now that all the crazy is over, I think that we should start planning Caroline's baby shower before anything else happens that will put it on hold again.

Jan. 30th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

Jan. 29th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Bonnie Bennett and Molly Suresh, you each have ONE new message )

Damon Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

Jan. 21st, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Caroline Forbes, you have ONE new message )

Dec. 15th, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

DYAC Text meant for Huck - Mass text

Oh my god!! I just saw Randolph the lead rosed rainbow!

[a second later]
R U D O L P H

[a second later]
I want to take him home!!

Dec. 3rd, 2011


[info]itsnotinme

Accidentally Mass Text! (Intended for Alaric Saltzman)

She cheated on me.

[ a few seconds later ]
She fucking cheated on me.

[ immediately after ]
I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?

[ a minute later ]
Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.

[ immediately after ]
Or am I just grasping at straws?

Dec. 2nd, 2011


[info]rubber

( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )

We need to talk.

( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.

( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?

( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.

( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.

( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.

Nov. 23rd, 2011

[info]the_pointman

Ariadne, you have 1 new text message )

Eames, you have 1 new text message )

Lexi, you have 1 new text message )

Nov. 22nd, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

Arthur and Ariadne, you each have ONE new message )

Nov. 12th, 2011


[info]rubber

Damon Salvatore: You have 3 new messages )

Molly Suresh: You have 3 new messages )

Jenna Saltzman, Lexi Branson, Tyler Lockwood, Jules Reynolds: You have 1 new message )

Nov. 11th, 2011


[info]shotforplot

Texts

Meant for Lexi but accidentally mass-texted to his entire contact list. )

Oct. 24th, 2011


[info]shotforplot

Texts

[Lexi Branson]
¿sısɐq ɹɐlnƃǝɹ ʇuǝuɐɯɹǝd ǝɹoɯ ɐ uo sıɥʇ ƃuıop ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇ plnoɥs ǝʍ ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ʇɥƃıu ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo noʎ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝɔıu sɐʍ ʇı

[Eames]
˙sʞɔol ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ı 'ʎɐp ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo

((OOC: It's a word! It's insane! It's FLIPTEXTMAN! i was going to do Invisible Handwriting/Blanktexting, but that would have an HTML nightmare (not to mention a pain in the butt), so you get this instead.))

Sep. 23rd, 2011


[info]shotforplot

Eames

>>oi!
>> cousin!
>> does this blinking thing still work?
>> pull your various & sundry head-shaped paraphernalia
>> out from between whichever lovely sets of legs & say ello

Lexi

>> please don't hate me

Jul. 30th, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

Sam Winchester, you have ONE new message )

Jul. 24th, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

Jude Harvelle, you have THREE new messages )

Jul. 1st, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

Lily Potter, you have ONE new message )

Huck Finn, you have ONE new message )

[info]pad_foot

Jun. 29th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

Mass Text

[In response to this text]

  • By the way? I said yes.
  • Attached: A picture of the ring
  • Jun. 26th, 2011

    [info]goodatcharms

    MASS TEXT, DYAC, INTENDED FOR SIRIUS

    I got a new vibrator to play with James. You can come over if you want to, I think you'd enjoy it.

    {A moment later}
    Vibrator!

    {A second after}
    V i d e o g a m e. Why in the hell did...I give up with this piece of crap.

    Jun. 24th, 2011


    [info]labyrinthine

    Mass!Texts, meant for Arthur and Eames

    I think I need to get a bigger bed.

    [A few seconds later]
    I mean, I FELL OFF THE BED. This is getting ridiculous.

    [A few seconds after that]
    Especially if we're all sharing all the time. Not that I mind, obviously. But there isn't enough room.

    Jun. 19th, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    Sam Winchester, you have ONE new message )

    Damon Salvatore, you have TWO new messages )

    [info]notsolittlerock

    ( Text Messages )

    Damon: You have 5 new messages )

    Adam: You have 3 new messages )

    Molly: You have 2 new messages )

    Lexi: You have new 2 messages )

    Claire: You have new 2 messages )

    Jun. 18th, 2011


    [info]notsolittlerock

    ( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

    I know this is awful timing to be happy about anything with all the shit going on, but I just need to say this.

    ( immediately after )
    TGIFibromyalgia I'm not pregnant. It was a false alarm.

    ( a few seconds later )
    ...TGIFibromyalgia? WTF?

    ( a few seconds later )
    With my luck I just masturbated the whole city.

    ( a few seconds later )
    Mass-texted. FML.

    Jun. 17th, 2011


    [info]rubber

    Accidental Mass Texts - meant for her besties (Bonnie, Elena, Molly)

    I don't feel all that bad. Not really. The wound is even looking a little better.

    ( a few seconds later )
    Maybe it doesn't work the same here. Or something. And we're all worried for nothing.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I don't really believe that. But it would be nice if it was true.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I'm scared. I'm only seventeen and I don't want to die. I was supposed to have longer than this.

    ( a few seconds after that )
    I've already died once. And it hurt and I was scared. I don't want to again.

    Jun. 16th, 2011


    [info]finishedrunning

    Accidental Mass Text, meant for Lexi

    I'd rather neither of us be on our own with the thing that killed me on the loose. So how about we board up my flat and then drink until the wolves decide to become human again?

    I've an awful large stock of wine if that tempts you. I'll even write Lexi on one of the bottles.

    Jun. 7th, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    [Mass Text to Everyone Lexi Knows]

    Reply to this right now and tell me you're alright. I don't care where you are.

    May. 31st, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    [Mass Text to Elena, Caroline, Rose, Bonnie, Jude, Molly, Lily and any other girls Lexi knows. Also DYAC]

    May I have your attraction please....I mean attention. What is wrong with these things lately? Anyway, Saturday night we're having an olive fashioned slumber parrot at my place. Be there or be squashed.

    [Sent a minute later]
    Old fashioned slumber party. Hopefully you all knew what I meant.

    May. 30th, 2011


    [info]notsolittlerock

    ( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

    Oh my Adam. This is bad. Really bad.

    ( sent a few seconds later )
    I'm late.

    ( sent a few seconds later )
    And I don't mean for an appointment.

    May. 23rd, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    Rose, you have ONE new message )

    May. 5th, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    Caroline Forbes, you have ONE new message )

    May. 4th, 2011


    [info]bubbly_vamp

    Vicki Donovan, you have ONE new message )

    Huck, you have ONE new message )

    Damon Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

    May. 2nd, 2011


    [info]itsnotinme

    Text Messages.

    text messages to caroline forbes )

    text message to lexi branson )

    text message to anna )

    text message to rose )

    Apr. 23rd, 2011

    [info]toknowher_

    [text; Elena]

    Tomorrow night. 8 o'clock. Be ready to go out.

    [text; Lexi]

    Am I allowed to do something crazy?

    Apr. 8th, 2011


    [info]elenathegilbert

    Text to Lexi

    Stefan said I had to ask you first.

    Can we get a puppy?

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