( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

( Balthazar, you have ONE new text message. )

( Text to Gabriel )

( Balthazar, you have ONE new message. )

I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but the cask seems to have eaten one of your penis.

( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.

( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.

( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.

( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.

( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.

( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.

( Text to Molly )

( Text to Miss Kate )