Alright, all you super beings (and assorted normal people).

I'm pleased to announce that upon collaboration with Dr. Banner, and Tony Stark, a medical clinic will be implemented at Stark Tower. Since most of you have unique physiology and/or biology, I can understand if you've been hesitant to go and see a medical practitioner.

Taking care of your health is an important factor, even if you never get sick. At the very least, you should have annual medical checks to ensure your baseline remains stable. And from what I understand, dangerous things happen, and you might need splints or a bullet hole stitched up.

The clinic is open on an as needed basis so appointments are much appreciated; however, if you need one of us, please call (xxx) xxx.xxxx. That's our on-call line, and someone will answer it.

Remember: if you have super owies, come to the super doctors! Better to bleed on us than bleed alone!

PS: We take payment in form of take-out and/or autographed memorabilia that I can easily sell on eBay.

Apparently this is the place to introduce myself.

My name is Vision, I arrived a few days ago. I believe I may already know some of you rather well, and others perhaps less so.

Things in this part of the universe are quite different from where I've come from. A lot better, actually, in many ways. I don't know how well I am adjusting to everything, but I am very grateful to be here regardless.