Hey everyone. If you're reading this right now, welcome to a little something I've funded and built called the Avenger's Network. It's social media, of a sort. You can post. You can send secure emails or texts to one another, even use wifi calling, all completely under the radar. Kind of like a dark web for superheros and friends. Minus the body parts and drug deals.

I know they say necessity is the mother of invention. We're going to need this, like it or not, and I like inventing things. So here we are. You've got your phones and computers. Merry belated Xmas.

My job is to handle financing and tech stuff, but I also get to tell you the first (and pretty much only) rule of being on the Avengers Network:


Don't talk about the Avengers Network.

Easy right? Just like Fight Club. Even if we disagree or argue, we don't tip anyone off that we're on here. I don't care what it's over. The Accords. Registration for the enhanced. Cats or dogs. Hot dogs or donuts. There's no flying off the handle and telling the world if your feels get hurt. You'll wreck it not only for yourself, but for everyone else. Every last one of us will be in a metric ton of non-negotiable trouble.

If I can try to stick to it, then you can too. Because the last thing we need are the feds rounding up aliens or otherwise and shipping them out to their first processing pit stop, Wright-Patterson. Someone might be thinking "What about Area 51?" That's only flight testing and development. Aliens are a convenient distraction to keep eyes off other military bases. There's enough security deterrents that it makes it look legit.

Oh no. Did I accidentally write that? Good thing it's encrypted to hell and back, and bounced around the world in a billion little packets before you read it. Anyone who's ever seen Captain Crazy Hair on Ancient Aliens knows that anyway. That guy used way too much product. His hair went anti-grav for a while. If you've never seen him? Look it up. Never stopped being hilarious.

Anyway. I don't care where you're from or what you believe in. I don't care what your special abilities are, if you even have any, as long as you aren't using them to hurt others. If you're on here, I won't shoot myself in the foot and rat you out. Do me a solid and don't tell on me. That's going to be the tie that binds us for now.

Our secret little corner of the internet exists for some good reasons. You can talk to others who are dealing with the same timewarp crap you are. You can ask questions. Darcy Lewis is here to be your Everything Earth guru. Worship her accordingly. Anything related to time and how it's been broken? Direct that to Dr. Strangelove and prepare to have your brains go boom.

There's a news feed so you can find out if there's a dangerous situation. You can let others know if you need help. If innocent people need help where you are? Because of some things I've done, I'm pretty much grounded from combat action, pending U.N. approval. But you aren't. Don't kill any bystanders. Don't make a huge mess. Historically not awesome doing either of those things.

Need to blow off steam? You can post gifs if you want. Whatever floats your boat. Or gifs of boats. Possibly of the fail variety. Throw in a dumpster fire for good measure, and all our bases are covered. I'll start us off.



Is anyone still reading this? Why are you still reading this?

It's open. Go post something.

T.S.

Hello. I'm Dr. Strange. I'm the reason you're reading this right now.

No, it wasn't intentional.

No, I can't fix it.

Yes, I'm here if you want to yell, scream, or ask questions.

Yooo, what up bitches?

Right so I know I've met most of you. I'm Darcy. This is your opportunity to ask me any questions you didn't before. Serious questions about being here and whatever.

If anyone needs anything, you come to me. I'll try to help you out and get it. Depends on what it is.

Also I've decided I'm rooming with Thor. You're welcome.