Word Count: 100
Author’s Note: http://bananabunker.com/
“What the hell is that?”
Duo grinned. “It’s a banana bunker!”
Heero blinked. “A banana…bunker. What’s it do?”
“Protects your banana of course,” Duo said. “I’m hooking everyone up.”
Trowa and Quatre paused outside the door as Duo excitedly expostulated on some device.
“It comes in all different colors and is flexible. Without this protection it’ll just spooge all over everything!”
“I don’t like messes,” Heero said. “I suppose it’s useful. Can you smuggle some in for me?”
“They have such strange conversations,” Quatre said.
Trowa just shook his head. “I don’t even want to know. Let’s just keep walking.”