Crown Plaza IC

Best. Morning. Ever.


I can't cook. Or bake. Which is probably a good thing. But I commend anyone with that skill. It makes me a very happy man.

It's a good thing I'm a nosy bitch because the hotel has taken to leaving my shit in weird places and sticking the note all the way at the bottom of the box. I considered taking up scrapbooking as a new hobby, but it looks like gardening is my calling. Or it's the direction I'm being pointed down by the almighty and suspiciously quiet powers that be.

[Joey]
Do you know how to render fat or am I going to have to bribe your dad to teach me?

[Gilmore]
If you could carve out a me-shaped spot in your terribly busy schedule, I have things for us to do. Also, I finished one of your skirts so come model it for me and tell me what an amazing job I did THANK YOU.

Hello, weird Hotel.

My name's Hope Mikaelson and I'm a witch. And other things

If anyone needs the help of magic for something, just let me know.

It'll keep my mind off

I've got three spare coins of invisibility if anyone would like one.

You flip the coin, you turn invisible for an hour, this includes your clothes and any items about your person. One use only.

First come first served. I'll be making some more things soon.

Who: Theo & Gilmore
Where: Theo's library, then outside, then back to the library
When: Friday 21 May
What: Spending time together
Status: Incomplete, Closed
Warnings: none, will update if needed

( Is it finished? )

There's something really nice about stepping outside and not seeing a mostly empty city with the occasional angry looking person staring daggers at me.

Now, if only I had my broom, as this is nearly perfect flying weather.

WHO: Exandrians + Friends
WHAT: Slaying a Dragon
WHEN: Friday, May 14th, Late Morning/Early Afternoon
WHERE: The Tip of Lower Manhattan
STATUS: In-Progress, Semi-Closed
WARNINGS: Typical genre violence.
NOTES: I'll be rolling damage for Thordak, if anyone has any particular thoughts on how much or how little they want their characters to be wounded during this fight, let me know and I'll figure that in as well. Here are Thordak's stats.

( roll for initiative )

Who: Theo, Gilmore
Where: New York
When: 12th May (after Gilmore and Audrey go thefting)
What: Searching for a cat
Status: Ongoing, Closed (or ask if you want to jump in)
Warnings: TBD

( That Darn Cat )

Did anyone find anything, like, extra weird this morning or was that-- Nope. Never mind. Don't actually want to have that conversation.

To paraphrase the immortal words of the Wu-Tang Clan, it's time to bring the motherfucking ruckus.

[Gilmore]
If you're not morally opposed to some light breaking and entering, I know exactly where we can find that stuff you were looking for.

WHO: J'mon Sa Ord & Shaun Gilmore
WHAT: Gift-giving.
WHEN: Friday, May 7th, Evening
WHERE: J'mon's Room (Sorry, Nicky)
STATUS: Complete
WARNINGS: Probably NSFW.

( a trinket, really )

[Gilmore; written in Marquesian]
I have something for you. Whenever you have finished working, come to me.

WHO: Audrey Jensen & Shaun Gilmore
WHAT: Being entirely too pretty for this shit.
WHEN: Monday, May 3rd. Afternoonish.
WHERE: J'mon's Lounge/Tea Room
STATUS: Complete
WARNINGS: Drinking, light drug use, language, some heavyish topics likely.

( time to find some space and do nothing at all. )

Who: Gilmore and Theo
Where: Theo's library
When: 5th May
What: Brooms aren't going to fly by themselves
Status: Ongoing
Warnings: None

( Let me show you why they call me glorious )

Wow. This is the fucking fanciest place I've ever been.

Anyone want to explain how I have a room here already? I'm not complaining but I've got this new thing about not taking gifts from strangers. Will the guy who drugged me and kidnapped me to this place please stand up?

When inspiration strikes, it strikes quickly and demands to be paid attention to. That said, I need...

• Someone with a beard.
  
• Someone to hold a camera.
  
• Someone strong who is willing to help carry buckets of liquid upstairs.

Doesn't need to be the same person for all three. Not even for the same project. And yes I know it's weird but it's probably not weird in the way you think it's weird.

Then again... y'all are also weird, so it might be.

If anyone would like anything enchanted, I'm open for commissions!

[Theodore]

My darling, my spell book has appeared out of nowhere! Which is fabulous news for your broom. It's going to take me quite a few days to enchant it, if you're willing to put up with me in your library for extended amounts of time, but I'm absolutely positive I can make it work without needing to do trials. Just find a broom and I'll get to work.

I also have so many things to show you! I'll bring it over soon.

Pirates are so fun, but majorly superstitious. You levitate a few cups of grog while simultaneously cleaning off a table, and suddenly you're getting called Calypso and being gifted with trinkets from the sea in order to guarantee smooth sailing and pillaging.

Now, if I could just find Salem... he wasn't very fond of the monkey that decided I was his new bestie.

Who: Shaun Gilmore & Percy de Rolo
What: Gilmore catches Percy up on things
Where: Gilmore's room
When: The day Percy arrives
Status: Complete
Warnings: Mild sexual references

( Every time I’ve seen anything attractive and naked it’s gone very poorly today )

[Gilmore, Eddie, Yennifer]

How would you like to see something interesting?

Who: Theo, Gilmore
Where: Tortuga
When: 13 April, mid-morning
What: Making Gryffindor-ish decisons
Status: Completed
Warnings: tbd

( So, these are pirates? )